Introducing the tough hardcore crazy badasses group

I'm so tough, I eat my veggies!

I'm so badass i can shower without water.

Im so tough that I chew bees instead of eating honey.

I am so tough that My kid keeps waiting for me to turn green

I am so tough that i've played Penumbra at midnight with the bright on the lowest.

I'm so though, I owe you no explanation.

im solving rubic's cube blindfolded

I listen to Justin Bieber and my ears don't bleed.

I'm a bastard, how more manly can you get?

I manage to open that link, am I tough??

I'm so badass, i ate my cereals and became a zombie!

No really!! Look at my pic.

Yep, that's me.

I live in Greece and I'm still alive.. hehe u little kittens XD

I eat pancakes without syrup or butter

I AM HONEY BADGER

I was the storyteller of Bastion. I've such a badass voice.

I once went skydiving without a parachute.

My physical body has ceased to exist, but I still want to join.

I'm Hillary Clinton, I eat guns for breakfast and crap bullets.

Sometimes I run for president but people are afraid of a strong women like me so I lose.

Edit: Thanks for the event btw.

in a line i triped(flying) a whole flight of stairs and landed on my knee that DIDNT broke im that tough

i killed Heavy in tf2
in reality

I used to be badass, but then I took an arrow on the knee.

I'm so tough, I eat chili ramen... dry!

Thanks for the invite, I suppose. :P

I bake 2 minute brownies, IN 1 MINUTE

I can lift 20g weights, don't be jealous! After that I eat oreos, without milk.. Then I listened to hot problems and I didn't die.