Vote for me!

Apparently I have just found out that I'm in the dreaded one percent, so I realized with that being in set illustrious group, it meant that I could totally run to be king of SG. I mean I have all the qualifications. I'm in the top 1% and I've run a few groups! I'm totally qualified for this position, believe me! I suppose I should tell you what my plan is and why you should vote for me to become king of SG.

My first order of business is build a wall, around all the giveaways. It'll be a magnificent wall, the most beautiful wall that you've ever seen. You will cry tears of joy at this wall and you know why? Because it'll keep all the leechers out. The leechers, who just take and take and take from all you hardworking gifters. How dare they! They don't contribute, they don't give back. That's why we'll build a wall folks. A beautiful wall, a precious wall!

Also I promise you that I'll bring giveaways back to SG. The best giveaways, non-bundled giveaways. We'll all make profitz because it'll have cardz. 1000 copies of Witcher III, 1000 copies of Resident evil 7 and a 1000 copies of Dishonored 2. It'll be magnificent, and your chances will increase because there will be no more leechers.

Now, I know what some of your are thinking. What the hell none of this can be true. The Laughingman has clearly lost it, but I assure you I have a few hundred copies in my inventory, you can't see my inventory, but I assure you there's nothing of value in it. Believe me! I totally can't let you see it because well my inventory is going under some major reconstruction as I add games to it but once it's ready it'll be amazing. Believe me!

All in all, I hope that you will crown me King of SG, it's about time we had someone who put Steam Gifts first. I promise you that person will be me. I will not spend every weekend once elected playing golf at some fancy 1% steam group club. I will be a person for the people of SG and I will put your needs before my own. Thank you for your time, and remember vote TLM ;D