So there's a correct way of using the toilet...

I've been doing that for years. I put my legs on the toilet seat. Sometimes I poop on the floor.

Ya I saw this some where lol

I like to crap like this. Mostly because it allows me to eat and sleep on the toilet's tank.

I was thinking of the method used in South Park, with the little desk in the back and such, but this seems more natural.