Quick, everyone whitelist me immediately!!!

Yep, your spot on the list is definitely white, very white!

Haven't seen one of these threads in a while and they always come in packs

drop it like it's hot?

Actually you're now blacklisted
from my club dedicated to the resurrection of the noble custom of defenestration
if you enter our doors you won't leave through those doors

Whitelisted

ok

added, because why not ^^

So sneaky

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ok

I don't really do a white/blacklist sooooo

Congratulations! You're the first and only person on my whitelist so far!

Because you asked nicely..

I really can't stand threads like this... even if they are jokes and/or excuses to make a giveaway.

Whitelisted.

A unique way to get white listed eh?

done

Whitelisted-
I CAN HAZ A CHEESEBURGER?

done

maybe...

eh, screw it. I'll whitelist u

You can't tell me what to do

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I will graylist you

Wow, I went to bed, woke up and this thing really exploded!

Did it.