Free Steam backgrounds (~50) (CLOSED, NO FREE STUFF, FUCK OFF.)

After crafting a small shitload of badges, I now have worthless backgrounds cluttering up my inventory.

Ask me for a background from my inventory (so I know who asked for a specific background first in the occasional chance where two people request the same one) and send me a trade offer, and it's yours.

Rules:

• 1 background per person.
• Don't ask for one if you plan on just turning them into gems right away - I can do that myself.
• With that said, first come first served. I'll send backgrounds to the first posters, not the first users to send me a trade - post first, send trade after.
• [New] Don't add me unless necessary.

These are the wallpapers I want to keep for myself - DO NOT request one:

Awakened
Bode Museum Bridge
Bridge
Building Paper Plane
Career
Carrier Marine Force
Caverns
Cemetery
Childhood Dreams
Clots
Dragon
Energy
Fog of War
Garruk Wildspeaker
Jangle Them Bones
Kuma
Ninja
Over the Desert
Path in the Woods
Siege
Skeleton
Snipers in Arms
Spire station
TGC - Background 2
The Descendant - Ark 01
Wolf
Writing on the Wall

Anything else from my inventory is all yours.
Basically, I'm giving away anything worth no more than 10 gems.

Trade link REDACTED

[EDIT] Added a quiz. Because half of you can't follow simple instructions and I'm getting tired of refusing trades.

I may refuse trade with, and even block users who don't do as I say, because I'm an asshole and you can't read simple instructions.

Oh, also when I'll get tired I won't do this anymore. This may or may not happen before I run out of backgrounds.

CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS (READ BEFORE REQUESTING ANYTHING):

1. Comment: Request a background NOT from the list above. Make sure to say the name of the background.
2. Send offer: Send a trade offer using the link above (don't add me on Steam).
3. Enjoy: Your Complimentary Jbond Steam Background™.