Now that you know how to Do It

"A great first person shooter that keeps the player entised for hours of entertaining gameplay.
I recommend this to fans of the COD series."

But I'm not into first person shooters.. how am I supposed to play the game now? :(

breathing intensifies

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This games is too scary for me :(

Buy Pregnancy 1,99€

lol nope

http://steamcharts.com/app/351900: 6 6 6 it's an omen, have the child, call him Damien

"Press X to squeeze the babby out"
"180° flip delivery w/o painkillers! RADICAL"
"They're twins! 2 x Combo!"
"Quintuplets! P-P-P-PENTAMOM!"
It's like these glorified powerpoint presentations are becoming a new trend. This one is even tagged as RPG. What.

Sounds almost as bad as the pedophiles dream game.

Slap the baby! Slap it!

Oh, this can only go well.

"It's crack and booze for you, fetus!"

No offense, but if you quote, always quote the full sentence, not only parts. That's how the media works.
"At the end of the story, see how your decisions line up with other players, inspired by games like Telltale's The Walking Dead and Atlus' Catherine." Not the game, only a visual feature was inspired by other games.

Well another game kinda like that just released http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900

wth is going on with steam and the quality of games? These games are just for perv ppl are very disturbing

why, oh why, do people think it's useful to create positive reviews if their reviews are actually trash?

seriously, is there an achievement to have 100 of your shitty reviews marked as funny?