A really, really dirty joke came to mind after the starting bit, but I think I should probably keep it to myself. ^_^'
So, um, bump.
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Awww, not interested in the joke anyways? XD
Oh well. Bump again.
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Sorry for the late reply. Busy week at work 😅.
I think I know what the dirty joke was about if it's related to the intro of my post.
It must be answer D. After re-reading it 😲
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It was something along the lines of "Look on the bright side- her reason for going to the hospital wasn't: E) To ask if a late-stage abortion is possible.". I kinda thought that would be too dark of a joke. ^_^"
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Closed 3 years ago by AlvinCanCabbage.
Why did my mom go to the hospital when I was born?
A. Her water broke and she knew I was coming out.
B. She had a doctor's appointment.
C. She was visiting a friend in hospital.
D. She thought that restaurant served her some bad meat.
Answer: D
...And that's how I came into this world (ㆆ_ㆆ). Guess not every country teaches how kids come into this world. Glad it wasn't out of a cabbage. otherwise I'd be committing cannibalism
I never really liked studying anything growing up. Being forced to learn Math and English by memorization. It's just not fun. (>ლ)
This year as an adult, I've actually been doing a lot of my own teaching. My team at work doubled in size over the past year due to expectations of higher work load. Partly why, I haven't been as active here lately. Showing my coworkers how to use Excel and distributing my work with them. Overall, it's been a rewarding experience showing them the magic of writing formulas (∩^o^)⊃━☆.
Now, as my birthday gift as an adult, I'm going to school you on some things ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Each correct answer gives you one more URL code to my unbundled giveaway( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)
Questions:
The ____ muscle is known as a secondary heart.
A. Calf (Code: R)
B. Bicep (Code: T)
C. Neck (Code C)
D. Deltoid (Code A)
If you are diabetic, you have a problem with your ____ producing insulin.
A. Liver (Code: y)
B. Pancreas (Code: s)
C. Kidney(Code b)
D. Prostate (Code j)
In Excel, when you want to combine two strings you use the ____ symbol.
A. + (Code: e)
B. % (Code: z)
C. & (Code V)
D. $ (Code W)
The goal of Toastmasters is to make you into a better ____ .
A. Bartender (Code: G)
B. Public Speaker (Code: I)
C. Baker (Code k)
D. Wine Taster (Code u)
The animals in the image below are called ____ .
A. Seal (Code: h)
B. Manatee (Code: 9)
C. Gopher (Code 3)
D. Sea Otter (Code n)
Happy Mother's Day as well (￣o￣) . z Z
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