Yes, yes I know I’m a whole 97 cents too late, I apologize for it, but don’t whine about that! See the bright side! We are now accepting new members - it could even be you!

Our marvelous group regurarly hosts fantastic giveaways. In fact right now we have three giveaways open, though I’m afraid you are too late for those. But never mind that, There are more goodies to come!

So what do you have to do to be part of this awesome community? Well, first you have to make an giveaway worth over 20 points as soon as you are accepted. Then you will have to pay a subscription, 50 points worth of giveaways per 3 months of membership! It is well worth it, trust me, all of our members do this (except for me tbh but what did you expect?). You must make sure to thank for every giveaway you enter and you must do so with an original haiku. Finally, you also required to be on the chat 24/7 (that means in your sleep as well) and click any referrals that are posted there.

So what are you waiting for? Post below, you have 5 days. Then I will go through all the submissions and select the few sucke—eh I mean lucky candidates who will be accepted as noobs in our spectacular community!

Edit: It would seem that many users got this thread wrong. I am very serious when I am saying that this thread is not a parody. It is something else that also starts with a "p". And I suppose you could say it is a virgin because no one has entered it yet. Don't let it die a virgin.

Edit 2: I tried to make it dead obvious from the beginning but in case you failed to notice I was not serious. This thread is a trolling thread, a parody of the leecher admin threads and a puzzle, which is now over with 2 users that solved it but no entries. It was definately worth it, I had a lot of fun reading your comments. Someone even hated it so much that he popped up in the group chat changed his name to "Fuck You" and then left. Thanks for participating and see you next time!

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Pick me I'll buy 3 Skyrims
(not really)

12 years ago
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lol wut

12 years ago
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Leech on me !

Just a little lower than that ... there you go ...

12 years ago
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॓_॔

TreadLife; sterilised member, potential wasted. Your destruction is assured.

12 years ago
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Hope to join :D .

12 years ago
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Join my group! you have to give gifts, but i dont, cos im the leader!
What a horrible sales pitch. I am guessing you are trying to set this group up cos your to cheap to get into any other ones? At least the rest of us freeby grabbers arnt being pathetic about it

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In my belief the leader leads by example. Therefore the group creator should be making the majority of the giveaways, not the members who have to suck up to you for invites.

Your group won't last, and neither will you, have a nice day.

12 years ago
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Oh, look! It's you again! The guy who can't take a joke, was it?
Jonex, I always survive.

12 years ago
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Just like a cockroach.

12 years ago
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You are arrogant, Jonex, you will learn.

12 years ago
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Arrogant? Where did that come from? I'm fair, unlike you.

12 years ago
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You are shortsighted.

12 years ago
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lol, have fun with your group :)

12 years ago
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Flee while you can, Jonex :)

12 years ago
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Hello :)

12 years ago
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It would seem that many users got this thread wrong. I am very serious when I am saying that this thread is not a parody. It is something else that also starts with a "p". And I suppose you could say it is a virgin because no one has entered it yet. There's 24 hours left. Don't let it die a virgin.

12 years ago
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Do not resist. You will be annihilated. You will be controled by us.

12 years ago
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.....Are you seriously expecting people to PAY for coming in your group? ._. I rather keep loosing in here than paying for win.Many people is not able to afford that anyway so....no thanks mate :/

12 years ago
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I agree.

With the admin not having relatively many giveaways, the 50-dollars-per-3-months rule is just ridiculous, especially when the admin doesn't need to follow the rule.

12 years ago
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The guy's a joke, not the first time he's made a fool of himself.

12 years ago
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This is (in part) a trolling thread and you fell for it even though you remembered my previous thread. And then you came back to comment without reading the update. I'm not the one making a fool of myself, you are. Like I've told you before there's nothing wrong with not liking this kind of threads but keep your whimpering out of mine. Bye-bye Jonex.

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Oh so now it's a "trolling" thread. Lol, I'd have so much more respect for you if you stopped making pointless "trolling" threads and acted a little more mature.

What a cutie.

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People who don't get it are trolled and give a negative response. I'm not surprised by that, they are the reason I did this. Their responses are rather fun to read, especially since the first post is so outrageous that they should have realized that no one can seriously write something like that. You on the other hand just whine and whine. Go away.

12 years ago
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I love wine! People are upset with you because it's not clear enough that you're "trolling". I'd prefer we not argue anymore, the world has enough conflict.

12 years ago
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Let's get drunk!

12 years ago
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"I LOVE weddings! Drinks for everyone!" If you've watched Pirates of the Caribbean :P

12 years ago
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If you love wine then go and drink some right now. You need to cheer up a bit. I can't see how I can make it any more clear, those requirements alone are utterly ridiculous. I'd rather not argue anymore either. I've told to go away before.

12 years ago
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I'm pissed as we speak. Couldn't be more cheeeeery :D

12 years ago
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SEEMS LEGIT

12 years ago
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"except for me" bah... leecher

12 years ago
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POTATO,patato?! this is free but nothing else

12 years ago
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potatoe!

12 years ago
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Sounds great

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This member has now been accepted into our spectacular community. He even went above the requirements and has made a 50 points giveaway for the group, Batman: Arkham City. I've always wanted that game. That's the spirit! Anyone else?

12 years ago
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Dont make single giveaway , leechee as more as you can gogogog

12 years ago
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At least two users have penetrated it's defences but they didn't enter... You can still be the first... there's only 7 hours left.

12 years ago
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Might as well create a group myself.
What are the benefits of this group?

12 years ago
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I am sooo ready!!!!

12 years ago
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Invite me to the group plz

12 years ago
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And this thread has started to pay off! Ours first new memeber is Wormy. He even went above the requirements and has made a 50 points giveaway for the group, Batman: Arkham City. I've always wanted that game. That's the spirit! Anyone else?

12 years ago
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Read my post. Shouldn't be an hard question.

12 years ago
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Such beings need never fear pain.

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Just keep it up with the giveaways you make for the group. I have a large wishlist, I suggest you check it out and keep me happy :)

12 years ago
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I'm happy I got accepted before time ran out. You missed my subtle suggestions earlier but hey, I hope you'll be happy too!

12 years ago
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Another foo-- eh I mean contributor has joined. He too felt that a meager 20 points giveaway is too little for my Excellence, so he went ahead and made a The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition giveaway.
By the way, you still have about an hour left for that something which starts with a p. And I suppose you could say it is a virgin because no one has entered it yet. Don't let it die a virgin.

12 years ago
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Can i have some of dat potato?

12 years ago
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I thought you were into hot dogs and library girls with a pigtail. What happened to you?

12 years ago
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I don't know :'(

12 years ago
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I tried to make it dead obvious from the beginning but in case you failed to notice I was not serious. This thread is a trolling thread, a parody of the leecher admin threads and a puzzle, which is now over with 2 users that solved it but no entries. It was definately worth it, I had a lot of fun reading your comments. Someone even hated it so much that he popped up in the group chat changed his name to "Fuck You" and then left. Thanks for participating and see you next time!

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It was pretty obvious that you were trolling but I just suck at puzzles so i figured why bother ;b

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Thought it was dead obvious too but many members still fell for it anyway.

12 years ago
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Especially since so many of these have been popping up lately and this one would have been super extreme haha :b

12 years ago
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I tried to make it as outrageous as I could. I mean how much does it take? would people realise I wasn't serious if I asked them to mail me their kidney?

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Well can't say I'm very surprised since a lot people just don't get jokes lol

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Exactly this.

12 years ago
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Really obvious. And some people really made massive fools out of themselves for taking this load at face value. Well done!

12 years ago
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All according to plan..

12 years ago
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So what was the prize that all missed out on, sucka?

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i want cookies

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Closed 12 years ago by Noctis149.