Yesterday, in the peaceful town of Chrisland, Minnesota, John Brown, during a pizza delivery, was ambushed by a bear. But the bear wasn't interested in the meat itself but in something more sexual related. John did not react, with fear that would be eaten.
We have tried to talk with him, but at the moment he's too traumatized to talk.
The doctor that treated him said: "During the rape, he lost a huge amount of blood and the anus was almost destroyed. Even tough he will never be totally recovered, he's lucky to be alive."

Meanwhile a group of friends and hunters are searching for demoniac bear, seaking for revenge and protection.

His girlfriend, Anastacia Grills, and her female friends are also searching for the bear, but not with the same objective. "I can't believe he got all the pleasure for himself. So selfish."

Source

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I can see no mistake.

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Well yeah but There is something there dude ...

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The source looks a like a legit source. Much professional.

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*Sauce

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What the fuck.

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Huehuehue I see what you did there.

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It's too hard for me to figure out because I am not a bear expert.

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wtf :O

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I tried all 3 possibilities for q6. Nothing.

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I believe it's fixed now.

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lol

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bears don´t like pizzas.... good to know.

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lolz

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Some hillbilly prob took a video of that sh**

is it me tho.. or should we be worried about the girlfriend that sounded like she wanted to do him in the butt

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Just search in porn sites. It will there for sure. Or it is there already!

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dude i seen some messed up stuff never again shall that curiosity take over...

did lol on the upside down girl being tickled the other night.. then etc etc

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The question 7 imo is not that correct, maybe specific what form do you want.

But yeah thanks!

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Fixed now.

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poor guy :O

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bumpity

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10 is killing me

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forget it, just bad lecture comprehension

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Or maybe I have bad writing skills :P

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Nope, english is not my native language and sometimes is hard for me to understand exactly what am I reading

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Neither mine xD

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I hate cold pizza.

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Blame the Bear.
It's always the bear's fault.

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its the pizza guys fault he didnt deliever on time.. he prob took a slice and the chef put shrooms in it so he thought he was being raped by a bear but in fact he raped the bear!!!

and im done

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I'll never get those I.Q. points back.

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He should have played dead! Bears are probably not necrophiliacs! XD

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Poor girlfriend :/

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Everybody should laugh once in a while, so here's a bump.

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If you wait an hour, it will appear the pokedex entree of that Pokemon.

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Bear is love...

But I don't love Pokemon, sorry.

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But what happened to the pizza? :(

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Yeah my first thought also, the suspense....

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I'm actually more shocked at the girlfriend part.

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Just for reference... I am joking. I don't think this is real.

The fact I had to mention this

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Am I just not looking hard enough to find hidden things

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This sounds like a premise for a porno.

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is it you ?

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Hopefully not :)

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I know nothing about "bears" :(

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Closed 10 years ago by Ruaben.