You know when you're just on the internet minding your own business and suddenly your page starts scrolling down uncontrollably, and as you're trying to figure out wtf is wrong with your computer this time, you realize you've been leaning over the keyboard and accidentally holding down the spacebar with your boob?
That's not just me, is it?

Anyway, have some boobs =)
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EDIT: Giveaways ended! I naively underestimated the power of boobs in a thread title, lol.

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BOOB SPACEBAR ATTACK

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Boob spacebar attack is my special move!
Sorry, it's just you.
I'm a dude and what is this.

I only have that problem when I'm eating and a part of the container is hitting the keyboard.

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Although I am a man, I know what does boob atack means. It's an 20th Century rock singer technique to encourage guitarist to do his job and tune a guitar properly.

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You're doing it wrong (NSFW)

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Looks comfy. I mean you can rest your legs on the monitor :D

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up the boobs

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Boobed for bumps

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This seemed relevant.

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thanks for the train

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You clearly need to employ someone to stand behind/beneath you and hold them up in order to save your keyboard.

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Bump for boobs.

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I wish I had that problem :(

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wtf, that sounds wrong, be proud to be a man

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How can you be proud of something you didn't earn by yourself?
It is just based on "luck".

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I think you know what I meant, why would u want boobs if u weren't supposed that have em

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I also think you know what he meant. He wants them probably because he likes the look and feel of them. It guess it was just a joke.
On a more serious note : Have you considered that there are transgender people?

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Why is being a man an accomplishment?
Anyway, ever heard of jokes?

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Wew, never heard of such issues, but then again, I'm a guy, so that might explain.

Anyways thanks for the train, have a bump. :)

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I wanted to write something, but then I remembered the Rule 30 of the Internet. Pls.

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ASS TITTIES
ASS N TITTIES
ASS ASS
TITTIES TITTIES
ASS N TITTIES

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I think You have ass and boob problems too
xD

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GradeA? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I have this problem but with cats instead of boobs.

/looks down
/kitten on keyboard

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If it's true you should sound like:

sredtcfyhbjkml;,po-i019u8e546rfygu2i3jorkpfu8vd bnm,l;.'ljhbgcfdxfcgvhbjnkmljoutdy

;)

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Shouldn't you rename the thread to 'Big boobs problems'? I mean, I suppose it would be more fitting. ^^

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I already have these boobs... errr games...

Thanks for the train though have a boob bump...

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I'm trying to understand how could this be possible. It's either you have veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery large boobs, or you have a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery large spacebar. Either ways, it's astonishing.

P.S: My spacebar is the size of a finger I need something small to press it, (no pun intended here, go away).

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never happened to me. Depends a lot on the position you have while you type , i have my laptop on my legs and a bit on my tummy usually. I should have monster boobs to hit my keyboard xD i guess you have a good size for experiencing such thing ;) thats nice

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Stop being modest Mari, we all know you play games with your boobs!

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In fairness, that's really the only appropriate way to play the early Tomb Raider games.

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Must be the reason why I never played them :(

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+1

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xD too big for that :3
\o/

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I have the same problem with my dick. :B Now tell me more about your boobs. xD Not gonna enter the giveaway, because I don't like this kind of games, but still thank you. xD

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Not a girl, but I still totally know the problem. It scrolls and scrolls and then finally I notice that one of my balls is on spacebar. Everytime!

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thank you

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The funny thing is that I had this problem while reading this thread, the only difference being that it was my jaw :o

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boob

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