Well, well.

You see, theres this chap around who started giving away free stuff over at that Steam Gifts joint. He's got all elitest about the whole ordeal, and I've heard he is even making his own group for lovely people to join to get an invite into this dealo.

Basically, if you are allowed membership into this paradise, then you'll be able to enter a second 'group only' giveaway every Sat.

And basically, this giveaway is... well better than the one the common scum* are allowed into!

It's also a place where you might meet some people to game it out with! Maybe true love will blossom between members! Maybe one day we'll live in a mansion together with four cats and a dog called Bill!

You never know!

*In this case, scum = lovely people

Now now, the first 30 people to post in this thread stating how much they love Bill, our dog, will get an invite into this group, and therefore a chance to enter the Group Only Saturday Giveaway for the brand spanking new Spec Ops: The Line!

But hark! I hear you cry - "How do we get entry after these 30 lucky individuals have access? Have I missed out? D:" Of course not, you silly minion! To get entry after these lucky 30 fellows have got such, you must enter the chat room over at this page:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shoulsat
and talk lovely meaty conversation with us. If you are deemed worthy.. well, then you shall have entry!

If you keep half an eye on that Group page, you'll also find other ways to gain entry to the group. Oh and, for you uneducated bunch that wonder what this 'Spec Ops' blasphemy is, well - here is the Rock, Paper, Shotgun review:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/06/29/spec-ops-review-pc/

(Just as a final statement, this group will enable its members able to join one giveaway every Saturday that is exclusive to the group. There will still be a public giveaway every Saturday, as you can see, this week I have Bioshock 1 & 2 on offer).

Well, ninjas - get posting on here and get entry! Your reasons for loving Bill will be judged, but I have to state also, that if you are a nasty human and are not a great person on chat, or you even attempt to troll such a spiffing group, then well... I retain the right to kick your scummy* anoose right back out the group. But of course, you'll have to really tickle my bones to get in such a situation!

*In this case, scummy = horrid person

Also, I'll be sending these invites by Saturday at the latest :)
Good Luck!

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I love Bill because he loves dog's! I have three dogs to love, so my love is big one!!!!

12 years ago
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Lots of love = lots of sloppy saliva straight from Bill himself! In virtual form, however.

12 years ago
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i love bill :)

12 years ago
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:D

12 years ago
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But I don't know Bill. How could I judge my love for this fluffy (I imagine) and loveable (I imagine) canine rascal?

12 years ago
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Well, this is indeed a powerful question. Just imagine perfection in dog form. That, my friend, is Bill. Except with extra otter-fox heritage somewhere up there (his mother was a questionable lady).

12 years ago
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I can imagine him now. Excellent fellow.

Though I do resent that remark about his mother. There is nothing questionable about a loving heart of gold.

12 years ago
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A loving heart of gold who flashes her crevasses should always be questioned. Either, shes too loving or its all a farce. And I always bet on farce.

12 years ago
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I love Bill 'cause he's my pal.

12 years ago
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He is the worlds pal!

12 years ago
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you speaking about that bill? that amazing dog , your best friend? WHO DONT LOVE HIM?

12 years ago
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Indeed! WHO DONT LOVE HIM?!?!

12 years ago
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I love Bill. Very much, really.
Also, that wall of text is actually very nice, that's a rare thing to see on sg forums(no sarcasm here, i like your grammar and your style). gj!

12 years ago
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Why thank you! And you are a lucky chap at the 30th entry!! But I think you'd probably get in for that raccoon pic anywho!

12 years ago
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oh, someone who appreciated my raccoon pic? AWESOME!

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You... you... PAH.

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I love Bill. He is a really fantastic dog.

12 years ago
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You are soo expresive

12 years ago
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This love was unfortunatly just a spec too late! D:

12 years ago
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I LOVE BILL SO MUCH I KILLED HIM! <3

12 years ago
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DUDE!

12 years ago
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Too much love is a deadly thing. And well, it's also a tad late.

12 years ago
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I think I love Bill. But I think my love for him might have come too late.

Alas.

12 years ago
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Love is like a Bill that mustn't be killed!

12 years ago
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How about a TL;DR version?

12 years ago
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I can pay for that Bill myself <3

12 years ago
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BILL IS ULTRA GAY! <3

12 years ago
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I love so much bill that my head eplodes when i see him
in my pants when i see him

12 years ago
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I don't care about your dog.

Invite pls

12 years ago
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bst p0st eva

12 years ago
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Just to clarify, Bill is actually mystical and to say that he is 'my' dog would be incorrect. Bill is far past such trival ownership, and well... its much more likely that Bill owns me, you and my uncles mother. You see, Bill is universal.

12 years ago
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I LOVE BILL!!!

Good luck with Bill!

12 years ago
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Just to let you guys know, the 30 are in (well, I'm mid invite sending, but of course I also have to pass on each of these loving texts to Bill himself, who is judging you and has final say to whether you are invited).

I'll update the OP when there is another way to gain entry. Other than that, well, the chat room is there to... well.. chat with? And of course if you are spiffing, then hell, you shall gain entry!

12 years ago
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i wish bill could be my dog instead of my own

12 years ago
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Bill is my true love I've never felt more in love in my life Bill is epicly amazing!!!

12 years ago
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I love Bill so much that i might just pet him.

12 years ago
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I love bill, he is a such a dog but we been through so much so I could not just leave him,plus it furthers my goals to stay with him, I mean he has cheated on me in the past but I forgive him because he had a high stress job, Love conquers all.

XoXoXoXoXoXo - Hillster.

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So i heard everyone loves Bill(s). Seems to be pretty famous too!

Let's all welcome Mr.Bill into our lives with a warm hug.

(i hope this made any sense, and yes i treated the dog like a gentleman...)

12 years ago
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I love you Bill!

12 years ago
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Hey, Hey, Blinky Bill you'll never catch him standing still,
Life is pretty boring till you've met Blinky Bill. :)

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Closed 12 years ago by Shoul.