Why the easter bunny is actually a criminal

Err.. excuse me?

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😂😂😂😂😂HELLO DORK BITCH SNOWFLAKE THIS IS A MAN TELLING U TO STFU AND GROW A SACK AND A SPINE!!!!😆😆😆😆😆 did i hurt ur feelings with the upper case letters???😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 I DONT GIVE A FUCK POWDERPUFF!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆 UR SUCH A BITCH.....ANYWAY GO TO UR CORNER AND SUCK UR THUMB WHILE CRYING URSELF TO BED SNOWFLAKE!!!!! NITE NITE..... 😂😂😂😂

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Easter bunny. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Edit: u would look like that bunny too if you had little gremlins with their dirty diapers sitting on u all day for photos

I'm sure the easter bunny is stealing eggs from chicken. So it's theft on top of breaking and entering. Also leaving behind stolen eggs makes us accomplices, which we never wanted to be - right?
Still, easter bunny is cute. Is this the point where I shouldn't say we eat bunny for easter? thinking :]

So santa is also breaking and entering?

its wabbit season.

With years and and infinite amount of homes he broke into? Those charges should leave an infinite prison term.

So lock this slimeball's ass up NOW!

I don't even celebrate Easter so I was always safe from that child predator.

Now, before you laugh, hear me out. I think it's just a bit odd that the bunny and the fat man both seem to have this knowledge of where our houses are, and how to get in without us finding out how. Maybe Santa and the Easter Bunny are actually working together?

Or maybe they're both the same guy! Maybe Santa occasionally dresses up as a bunny to leave eggs hidden in our houses until a few days later.... the unholiest of smells. Maybe Santa is the one we're after this whole time and the rabbit is just an adorable distraction? Maybe the bunny was born out of Santa's anger for not getting enough thank you cards or gifts.

Picture this. Santa, after Christmas, no thank you cards, no gifts. Mail's just late he says. Then it's the day before Easter. No mail for Santa. Santa's sad. Santa's angry. But not too angry. He isn't going to key your car or anything. But he has eggs, and he knows how to use them. But first he needs a disguise, one that hides his face and houses his belly, but isn't too scary. He IS Santa you know.

A bunny is perfect. He puts on his bunny outfit, loads the sleigh with dyed eggs (keep it festive. Santa and all) and heads to your home. He spends at least 45 Santa minutes (like our minutes but different), hiding eggs everywhere you prolly wont think to look right away. Like the microwave, cupboard, under the sink, behind the toilet, back of the closet... Then he brushes off the old bunny costume, hops in the sleigh, and moves to the next home. Later he hears rumors of a rabbit shitting eggs. Santa is finally happy. Until next year.

I say that the bunny is simply one of Santa's many disguises and you're all falling for his games! Santa is the real criminal!

I have extra tinfoil hats if anyone is interested :D

Nobody think about kids

Oh, you are abducted in rabbits ...
We will produce next year's Easter eggs together with "Child rabbit".
Good luck.

The image is your child.

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And here it even does it with stuff that has some plastic or aluminium foil covered egg of bad chocolate. But just imagine inside that is a plastic capsule and contents that stays in nature for ever! What a monster...

Should be eaten really...

You can thank me later.

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Would you rather celebrate a bunny or a zombie?

Criminal trespass and disturbing the peace.

Don't mess with the Easter Bunny, or he'll call his cousin the Easter Kangaroo:

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Are you drunk again?

The easter bunny shits out his chocolate eggs in the garden, not "into your house" smh

EB is a criminal because Rabbits are inherently evil. They breed out of control and overrun local ecosystems, causing millions of dollars in damages to gardens and farmland. Then they start to die when the food is gone in fall and you end up with rotting Rabbit carcasses everywhere.

We need to ban Rabbits! They cause global warming with all the gasses given off by their decomposing corpses! Ban Rabbits! They're bad for the environment!

haven't you watched rise of the guardians?

Now you've done it.

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where did this bunny come from?

It's Jesus Christ's fursona.

There's no bunny in my culture, we believe eggs are painted red to symbolize the drops of blood Jesus bled for humanity... on the cross you know... but I guess that's not commercial enough for the capitalism... thus chocolate eggs by the bunny? It's weird, where does the bunny steals all the eggs? Are there worried hens crying themselves into sleep because of it? Milk cartons with egg pictures on them? Think about it.

Hello I'm from Greece. I was wondering, do you have the tradition of painting eggs red on Easter in your country?

the "rabbit" is really a lizard-mammal hybrid kinda like the dinosaurs with feathers that became todays birds. this hybrid is a leftover from the time when some lizards evolved into people-ish and why it lays eggs. the true reason for the "rabbit", eggs, and candy are only really knowed by the lizard overlords and anyone who can explain it to you is one of the shapshifting lizard overlord. now that i told you this i'll have to go into hiding.