A massive dump taken in less than a minute from the result of Mexican food?
Congrats. Thats probably a new record.
Edit: YOU MAY HAVE DELETED THE TIMES, BUT I KNOW WHAT I READ. ONE....DAMN.....MINUTE
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I wish I never "read" this(it's in some asian language but the pictures talk for themselves):
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
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I loved this. Except at 2 AM when I first saw it after having not slept for 48 hours. screamed like a little girl and nearly punched the monitor
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Reminds me of this one story I read by a chap called "Tucker Max" of when he was staying in a Four Seasons hotel in the US. Long story short, his friend clogged the hotel toilet up, he needed to take a MASSIVE dump really badly, it was around 1-2 in the morning and no-one was awake. He went downstairs, gut about to explode in a glorious flood of faeces and watery shit, slammed his fist down several times on the hotel ringing bell thing only to see a mexican maid emerge, half asleep from the storage closet or some other area and lo and behold. She didn't understand english. He screams like an incoherent madman "TOILETA TOILETA!!!!", the maid points to the left. He see's the toilet is around 15 metres away. At this point, it's too late. He desperately run's for the toilet, sending specks of shit flying everywhere until he reaches the toilet and takes such a huge dump that the bathroom looked like it's been uncleaned for centuries. Emerges to find the entire hotel lobby covered in specks of faecal matter with a line of brown shit leading to the toilets. Apologizes to the maid who's now sobbing inconsolebly at the fact she has the clean all this stuff up. Next day, finds out he's permanently banned from ALL four season's hotels.
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Steamgifts: Where you come to learn about bowel movements.
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Fecies - making your day since the beginning of time
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X: In my first year in highschool.
X: I was keeping track of stats with my cousin for teh basketball team.
X: and we had this away game.
X: and I had mexican for lunch.
X: anyway.
X: i was holding it in for say 6 minutes
X: but felt like an hour
X: so I wanna go to the bathroom
X: but the school we are at his friggin huge
X: so i ask my cousin to keep track of where we are going so we don't get lost
X: after about 10 minutes of searching in pain
X: we see a teacher
X: and ask for the closest bathroom
X: he says the closest one is a bit far
X: so he let us use the faculty bathroom which was really close by
X: i let my cousin go first
X: he had mexican for lunch too but he ate way more
X: so when he comes out i just sort of tell him to keep an eye out
X: for what? Idk, i needed the bathroom REAL bad
X: so I do what i gotta do, wipe etc
X: BUT
X: it WON'T go flush down cuz it's longer than 2 feet and in the middle is the toilet paper
X: like
X: HANGING
X: on the turd
X: and all I'm doing with every flush is making it spin
X: and i start to panick
X: thinking "holy crap i hope another teacher doesn't come by":
X: so I just left it there
X: got out
X: and told my cousin to run
X: and without thinking about which way we to go
X: we got lost for 20 minutes
X: before we got back to the game
X: but before we just ran
X: a middle aged woman whom i later confirmed to be the principal
X: told us "hey, stop right there!"
X: but we bolted out of there anyway
X: but before we got too far
X: i looked back
X: and saw that she just went into the bathroom
X: and I couldn't help but laugh and feel embarrased
X: at the same time
X: I never went back to that school again
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