"Give me money or Il do some crazy shit to your hair" - Random Civilian (Saints Row 2)
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- Don't know who to trust? You can always trust the gun at your side!
- CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIDE!
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"Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from it's vessel.
Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended.
So the world might be mended."
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... >><
Far Cry 3, Hottie Vaas ...
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"I've become a little less than human..but also, a little more" - Alex Mercer, Prototype
"Sometimes I envy you bandits. You're so...unburdened by things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks... I could go on, but I won''t.... But I could... Ah, DIGNITY, I almost forgot to mention dignity" - Handsome Jack, Borderlines 2
"See? This is what I don't get about you villains: you know the hero's gonna win, but you just won't die easily" - Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2
"Hey kiddo, how's your day going? Me? I'm alright...I just bought a pony made of diamonds. Cause I'm rich. So, you know..that's cool" - Handsome Jack, Borderlans 2
"But-Stallion says hello" - Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2
"All around the cactus plant / The Stalker chased the bandit / The Bandit thought t'was all in fun / POOOOOOOOP...goes the bandit" - Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2
"I'm the conductor of the poop train" - Krieg The Psycho, Borderlands 2
"Hey, have you guys met my girlfriend?" - Axton The Commando, Borderlands 2
"Yes, listen to the treacherous, lying AI that just tried to kill us... Hey, remember when she told us The Vault was full of treasure? Good times..." - Lilith The Siren, Borderlands 2
"I wasn't sure what I wanted anymore, what was real and what not, but right there and then...I wanted her" - Max Payne, Max Payne 2 The Fall of Max Payne
"I never asked for this." - Adam Jensen, Deux Ex Human Revolution
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting shit to to change. That is fucking crazy." - Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3
"This is it, general, one of us dies today" - William J. Blaskowictz, Wolfenstein The New Order
"I'm coming, Sarrano, I've gotten this far and I've lost...everything. I'm coming to murder you" - Grayson Hunt, Bulletstorm.
"when I say goodbye, it's forever" - Richard B. Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick Assault on Dark Athena
"War is where the old and bitter send the young and stupid to die" - Niko Belic, Grand Theft Auto IV (I know Niko just re-quoted that from some general, but I can't remember who, and if it's in a video game, it's fair game)
"Hey, I'm not that old" - Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
No, no, that's not how the story goes" - The Prince, Prince of Persia The Sands of Time
"You will fail, my prince, no matter what you do, you cannot change fate" - the old man, Prince of Persia Warrior Within
"You need a vacation, they said. Go to Mars, they said..." - Parker, Red Faction
"I lost the bomb... Do you have it?" - Crazy Ivan, Red Alert 2
"Did you, mister President? Did you really? I beg to differ" - Yuri, Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge
"It's a shame I didn't have the bullets to back up my vengeful fury. Back then, I was still pretty green and would often stupidly stumble myself into regrettable situations" - Silas Greaves, Call of Juarez Gunslinger
"Wake up mister Freeman...wake up and smell the ashes" - The G-man, Half Life 2
"When the reactor reaches critical mass, I will be far away from here, in another galaxy actually. On the other hand, you, Dr. Freeman, will be destroyed...in every way that is possible to be destroyed...and even in some ways which are essentially impossible" - Wallace Breen, Half Life 2
"Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better make damn sure you have a good hand" - fortune cookie message, Shadow Warrior 2013
"Has, had, will have. Is, was, will be" - The Luttece twins, Bioshock Infinite
"Now...would you kindly step into Ryan's office...and murder that son of bitch?" - Atlas, Bioshock
"It wasn't impossible to build rapture at the bottom of the ocean. It was impossible to build it anywhere else" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock
Sorry for the abundance of Borderlands 2 quotes, especially those coming from Handsome Jack, but that game is ultra-quotable and there's no way to pick just one.
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"SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!... I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" - Face McShooty
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You forgot: "BOOOOOM, FACE SHOT, BABY: WANT IT, NEED IT, GOTTA HAVE IT...IN DA FAAAAAAACE!!!!!!" But yeah, great call, can't believe I forgot to put Face McShooty there too. But there are many, MANY others. Such as: "I'm telling you, man: being a god sucks..." "This here is Mis Snugglebutt, she's ma maaaaain squeze". hell I could make a list on Tiny Tina alone.
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'Hey, Scooter says don't walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels were better than heels. Uh, he was paralyzed, though. Anyway, don't walk, drive!'
-Scooter, Borderlands
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"With Gavlan, you wheel? You deal! Gah hah!" Lonesome Gavlan
"Itchy. Tasty." Keeper's Diary
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"Do you think love can bloom even on a Battlefield?" - Otacon, Metal Gear Solid
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"Wait wait wait! It's my jam!
WHAT IS LOVE..."
-You in Saints Row IV
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What can change the nature of a man?
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My favorite (from Digital Devil Saga) + a bonus (from Batman: Arkham Knight):
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Next stop, brainsurgery!
Gunny from Sword of the Stars:The Pit
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Ha! HAHA! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!! - Looted Tank, Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War
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"http://thesnakesoup.org/junkimg/articles/dumb/camera.gif" MGS
"Do you like hurting other people?" Hotline Miami
"henshin a gogo baby!" Viewtiful Joe
"God, please help us sinful children of Ivalice" Final Fantasy Tactics
"FUCK YOU" DmC
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“既不回头，何必不忘；
既然无缘，何需誓言。
今日种种，似水无痕，
明夕何夕，君已陌路。”
and
昨是今非望无尽，生死相隔两茫茫。
解愁肠，度思量，人间如梦，倚笑乘风凉。
and
红颜如月有圆缺，君名逍遥莫悲切。
昨日总总心深种，他夜梦里现芳踪。
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This.
I keep doing that since then :D
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"Kirkis, this ring is your hope. And you must never give up hope. With just a little bit of hope, you can survive, live on. And that goes for humans as well as elves." ~ Gremio from Suikoden
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"Do you feel like a hero yet?"
"Survival is overrated. You need to live a little too."
"War, war never changes"
"The body may heal, the mind is not always so resilient"
"The truth is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not, a hero."
"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over."
"What are the eight scariest words in the English language? "We're Delta Force, and we're here to save you." I love that one"
"You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."
"Wake up mister Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
"Why do my words Always lose their meaning? What I feel, what I say There's such a rift between them."
"I assure you, this is no game."
"Max … dearest of all my friends … I was supposed to be the hero …"
Can anyone guess all the titles, and characters? I might be not 100% accurate, I was quoting from memory.
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For some odd reason I've found myself quoting Charles Bukowski all day and I'm ready to slip into a much looser and relaxed state of mind. Hit me with your best video game quotes.
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