ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown

I made this for my graduation quote:

In the morals of music, don't be sharp or flat; just be your natural self.

If life is short...

Does that mean death is tall...?

Statistics Canada is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B.Sc. in statistics.

All three are asked the same question: "What is one third plus two thirds?"

The pure mathematician: "It's one."

The applied mathematician takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: "It's 0.999999999."

The statistician: "What do you want it to be?"

If I don't survive, tell my wife, .... "Hello".

One from 3 of my favorite things in the world.

"Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie."
Okay, fine, Dr. Horrible gets another quote, this one by random bystanders "We do the weird stuff!"

"Alliance Commander: "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of."
Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." "

This one's getting a few extras too actually.. You know what, screw what I said about one from three of my favorite things.
This won't do actually, otherwise I'd have at least 20 quotes from Firefly alone, go watch Firefly. Just remember, Start with Serenity, that's the first one, and the last one is Serenity. Make sure you remember that. I guess I'll try to show only a 'few' quotes from Firefly.

"Mal: "Cut her down."
Villager: "The girl is a witch."
Mal: "Yeah, but she's our witch-" (cocks gun, points it at him) "-so cut her the hell down.""

"Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." " (One of my two favorite from Book, the other one is about rosemary.)

"River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)" (So true.)

"Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.""

I am very bad at this limiting of quotes thing...

"Jayne: (wearing {The most awesome} homemade hat) "How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?"
Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.""

"Mal: "But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talking about her proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't."
Jayne: "Wha-...are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?"
Wash: (sarcastically) "Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast."
Jayne: "She's in Congress?"
Wash: (amazed) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious."" (I like how they still have Congress in the future...)

"Zoe: "Sir, I don't disagree on any particular point. It's just...in a time of war, we would've never left a man stranded."
Mal: "Maybe that's why we lost."" (Not funny at all, but it shows you how Mal has changed since the earlier episodes.)

I know I said from three things, but I'll skip the Civ Tech Quotes, otherwise I'll go completely overboard with these things. But yeah, go watch Dr. Horrible and Firefly.

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"Don't knock masturbation- it's sex with someone I love" -Woody Allen

"Is it just me, or is it unfair that any quote that ends up appearing after page 1 of this post gets neglected?"

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll probably end up working for one." - Bill Gates

"42"

hi

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!
-Family Guy

"A brazilian guy playing MMORPGs:
Hi, I am brazilia--
You are disconnected from the server
tries to log in again

You are banned from the server"

"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong -- killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done." - Han Solo

"This all reminds me of that remark by Eric Schmit of Google. "If you have something you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." Yeah, because only BAD people have something to hide. On the other hand, maybe you just don't WANT people to know you get off on Ranma erotica. Or you're like me, searching for information on chemical weapon delivery systems, the politics of Eastern Europe and the history of rocketry in the same week and don't feel like explaining to people that this is all related to your job as an internet comedian." - sfdebris

"Do a Barrel Roll!"
~Peppy

"Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?"

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege."

I'd post more for more chances, but thanks for holding this~ Hopefully someone finds these as amusing. :3 or laughably true....

In the morals of music, don't be sharp or flat; just be your natural self.

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me."

"You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off."

-Brick Top

"Your face, your ass, whats the difference?"

• D. Nukem

"Remember - no Russian"

"They say you think morals are pictures on walls and scruples is money in Russia." -Sabrina

"Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else."

"Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes of bad judgment."

"Gentlemen" ! - Spy

"BUTTS"

And I came in here thinking there would be for 'original' quotes. *sigh