ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

"Are you the guys tellin' me to beware? Because I'll tell you where to be." -Master Shake

"Look! A giant talking egg!" -Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic Adventure)

"I have 200 entries, when do I get a free game?" - typical steam gifts post

"This is the funniest quote you have ever heard, therefore I win" - Me. :P

"No, Tumble Weed! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?! I loveded youuuuu hoo hoo hoo!" - Me after carrying the first tumble weed I'd ever seen in Fallout: New Vegas around Goodsprings trying to get it to the abandoned shack I'd decided to stay in at night. I lost it due to accidentally letting go of the walk button.

"On the other hand, peaceful trading is now looking like a viable alternative." - Me by turn 180 in a Sword of the Stars game after failed attacks on every single enemy.

"I don't have to mod a game to enjoy it... I just have to mod it so I can enjoy it more!" - Me on mods.

"When I was your age, we rocket jumped all the way to school uphill, both ways... IN BOILING LAVA" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU

SPOILER ALERT. SPOILERS AHEAD.

"So I went through all of this hell to get to the end of FEAR 2... just so that Alma could rape me to make a baby? ...Nice." - Me after beating FEAR 2.

Cutscene talked about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBBhZ1zst-s
Me: That's so freakin' awesome! He's a boss, man!
Friend: Yeah, he's such a boss that he suicided into the thing and did nothing.

EDIT: "Are you alright?" "Alright?! MOTHERFUCKER, that was a T-90, and I'm still alive! I AM AWESOME!" - Soldier from Battlefield 3.

"Episode 3 is not coming out"

• Jonathan "Gabe" Gabriel

Okay, here goes: "Daddy, please, make me a sandwich! -Sorry son, i don't want to. Go ask your mom. -but she's not in the kitchen! -SHE'S NOT WHAT?!?!?"
Or imagina a girl saying "I am a woman and i have rights!"

"Technically isn't your father.... a motherf**er?" - Philosoraptor

"Are we human? Or are we dancers?" - The Killers

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives"

It's Ridge racer RIIIIIIIIDGEEEE RAACEEEEER - The little chinese guy at Sony :T

"It's easy to get a distinction or a fail, what's really difficult is to get a 'just pass'."

Roundhouse kick ALL the little bastards!

I say this giveaway is unfair to the people at the end of the thread, since no one wants to read through seven pages.

"We will eat you, after we eat your children. Now time for the weather... Tiffany?"- Russell from true blood

«Veni, vidi, vici!» Gaius Julius Caesar

Here's some from my favorite cartoon:
■ Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn’t have a guy’s hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.
■ You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?
■ That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
■ I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Dont want to post too many. but all this from 1 brilliant kid... Eric cartman
P.S. He's on my avatar :) Sweeet...

"My God … I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
-Marla Singer, Fight Club.

"If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person"
-Jack, Fight Club.

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
-Marla Singer, Fight Club.

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."
Homer from the Simpsons

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Funny is a very relative word.

Discover, n. - To visit while white

• "What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine. See that guy over there, his stuff? Mine too."
• "Anything dead over THERE will not be bothering me over HERE."
• "Everything worth doing is worth overdoing."
• "Anything worth doing is best done yourself."
• "If violence isn't working, you are obviously not using enough of it."
• "If it's not on fire now, it will be soon."
• "I'm not going to ban you. I'm just going to make your life miserable."

All except the last are from the game Elona.

"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."-Forrest Gump
"My momma said these were magic shoes, she said they'd take me anywhere."-Forrest Gump

Or this, especially if you hate Origin and their support of SOPA.
"EA values its customers."-EA Newsletter Coupon

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ~ Cave Johnson

2 of my favourite quotes by Lemmy from Motörhead

"I learnt, if you have a guitar you can get women to take their clothes off, and if you can play it, they come off a hell of alot faster!"

"If this band moved in next door to you, your lawn would die."