ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

In a Simpsons episode, Mr. Burns and Smithers enter into a strip club accidentally:

Mr. Burns: "Oh my god. This is one of those nude female fire stations!"

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"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM...."
~om nom nom cat

"69 percent of people find something ambiguous in every sentence"

"Three things are infinite: The human stupidity, Chuck Norris' dick, and the amount of Zubats in a dark cave".

"On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the **** did you get that banana at?'"

-Mitch Hedberg

"I will eat you" - Painis Cupcake

"Damn nature, you scary!!!"

"I've had it with these Mother Fucking snakes on this Mother Fucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson

"There are 10 types of people when it comes to binary, those who get it, and those who don't."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp" - in a book of Terry Pratchett. Maybe it's not fun but it's still great ;)

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

• George Bernard Shaw

“Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time and for the right purpose and in the right way – that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy.”

• Aristotle

“In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.”

• Lee Iacocca

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

• Albert Einstein

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.

• Chuck Norris

Just watched a documentary on him.Thought it was pretty good. "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; i'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

• Lucille Ball

"As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... two..." static

~ GLaDOS

"Bla bla bla, Mr. Freeman..."

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

God's last name is not "Dammit." Unknown

"Need a Dispenser Here"

-Scout

"Everybody lies" - Dr. House

In an interview with a marine sniper straight from the middle east, a reporter asked him what he felt when he shot a terrorist. The sniper shrugged and said "recoil"

Woman: “Sir, you are disgustingly drunk.”
Winston Churchill: “Madam, In the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.”

"I don't hate people, i just prefer them staying away from me"

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"Hey Bert"
-Ernie

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