ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

"I've got balls of steel"

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.”
-Rich Cook

"Ben: "I lived in these houses a long time, Miles. I think I can remember how to get there."
Miles: "Well, I lived in these house 30 years before you did; otherwise known as last week -- and I have no idea where the hell we are."

• Lost

Sawyer: "What do you need a boat for? Can't you just turn into smoke and fly your ass over the water?"
Locke: "Do you think if I could do that I would still be on this island?"
Sawyer: "No, 'cause that would be ridiculous!"

• Lost

Locke: "Oh, no, don't worry about it - surgery isn't gonna do anything to help me. My condition is irreversible."
Jack: "Nothing is irreversible."

• Lost again
  And i like this message.

today i made an appeal to my feminine side ...... it hung up.

By Cristian Otelea (romania)

This.

"I think I'll camp out in the woods and watch the sunrise. Doesn't cost 600 dollars. No long lines. Great graphics."

"Rose are red, Violet are blue, Omae wa mou, shindeiru"

-Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESwgBjet9xg

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

• Bill Clinton

•"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fck a stranger in the as?! [Proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Larry's new Corvette] This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fck a stranger in the as!" © Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski. 1998)
•"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron..." © The Dude (The Big Lebowski. 1998)

•"We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection." © Narrator (Fight Club. 1999)
•"This is how I met Marla Singer. Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't." © Narrator (Fight Club. 1999)

•"An exit-door procedure at 30.000 feet. Mm-hmm. The illusion of safety."
•"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
•"Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may." © Tyler Durden (Fight Club. 1999)

•"My God… I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school." © Marla Singer (Fight Club. 1999)
•"Chloe's dead. … It was the smart move on her part." © Marla Singer (Fight Club. 1999)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"With great power, comes great responsibility" - Batman

"Whitesky? Oh that creepy guy is just not my type"
-Every girl in the world about whitesky

Oh wait that's not even funny.

" There were originally 5 levels of fat: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy and DAYUM. People ask what could be bigger than DAYUM. I'll tell you, it's 'Aw hell no' What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. For example, if you're on an elevator with your friend and if a big guy comes on, you and your friend go 'Dayum!' But if a Level 6 approaches, 'Aw hell no.' "

-Gabriel Iglesias
http://comedians.jokes.com/gabriel-iglesias/videos/gabriel-iglesias--the-sixth-level-of-fat

All dragonslayers got horses.

im gay

"A good girlfriend saves 20gb of your hard drive space." xD
Another quote, this one's from DA-Origins
On finding the urn of sacred ashes:
Wynne: "This is a great honour. I will treasure this moment forever."
Sten: "Congratulations, you have found a waste-bin."

I Believe rebelling has always been cool. The way they used to do it was different though. Today you need your parents money to buy expensive clothes from specific stores to rebel, which seems fucking stupid to me.

Long quote time! "A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!" - Steven Hawkings

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem

"i wish i was riding dragons instead of killing them."
-Phil Fish

"i feel the same way about little boys."
-Edmund McMillen

http://twitter.com/#!/E...0800.

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin.

Harland Williams - Your words could cut me into a thousand different pieces, and each
piece would say "I love you."

"Me: Man, I'm gonna go down and go away...
Rommate: Do it! So I can masturbate in peace!"

Yeah.. :D