ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth… spacecrafts and lasers -
Albert Einstein

"It's very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously."

"The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams

"My goal is to live forever, or die in the attempt."
-A very intelligent person

"So in other words, they [Bulldozer] are amazing processors. Everyone are Intel trolls."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes."

"How did you---? Are you kidding me? You're not even wearing a mask."

From Invincible #4 (comic)

"It's a better place now...Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!"

Three college students were partying and it was the night before their exam. They decided to party all night and skip the exam. The next day they said that they were not able to attend because they got a flat tire while traveling back to the college. The professor let them take a retake and put them in separate rooms. The first page was 10 simple questions. All of them thought that they had it in the bag until they turned to the second page. The page said "For 90 points, which tire?"

"Every living thing is allergic to at least two things, bullets, and sharp objects"
-me
"No matter how bad the situation, No matter how sad you are, I will always be there, to laugh at your misfortune"
-me
"Have you tossed a drunken homeless midget at a cockney orphan?"
-me
"My hobby: attempting to start slow claps at funerals (when people start crying)"
-me
so remember kids, curb stomp a baby and when you can, punt a puppy or punch an orphan!

i'm not a racist i just don't like black people From Anime samurai ....

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!!"

-Mahatma Gandhi

"We promise income tax will only be a temporary measure"- The Canadian Goverment

"How can you love her if she won't even eat your poop"- Some wierd anime joked about on failblog

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
-Jack Handey

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
-Mae West

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"
-Tom Snyder

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. -George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. -George Carlin

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.” -George Carlin

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. -Mitch Hedberg

"His storeroom of Fucks is growing low, and winter is coming!" - Matt

"They say people fear public speaking more than they fear death. So technically, if you kill a guy who's scheduled to speak, you're doing him a favor."

-Dogbert

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right." - Gahan Wilson

"One time years back I told a cop a joke. I asked him, 'What was the difference between a Ferrari and ten dead baby heads?' Needless to say, the punchline of 'I don't have a Ferrari in my garage' was taken seriously..." - Anonymous Prisoner

"Patience is a virtue, seldom found in women."

"When the legend becomes fact. You forget the fact and print the legend."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met." - Russell Beland

i have a few hilarious ones but i would totally get banned if i posted them.

Some may find the quote at the link provide offensive and or inappropriate. You have been warned.

niggers