I'm sorry. But I got my fiancée and chat hooked on this. And now it's just updated. Your life will never be the same again.

Edit: Save and refresh the newer version. Updated earlier to version 1.01.

Edit 2: Serious buffs ahead! Version 1.021 out! Also, from the older version, AUGH.

Edit 3: Success!

Edit 4: Version 1.028 out! Adds a whole ton of stuff, including achievements! List.

Edit 5: Version 1.031. Oh, no. The gods have forsaken us.

Edit 6: Version 1.036. Oh, my god, why. Okay, I think I'm going to test a reset, this is just brutal... 900 trillion for one upgrade.

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DAFUQ JADE

come on dude, PAYDAY 2 is where it's at buddy.

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Fortunately, I'm no longer interested in this game.

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The new update reduced my cps by almost 10 million :(

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I AM NOW ADDICTED
YOU DESERVE OBLIVION

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I SHALL BEAT YOU JADE!

Just you wait

11 years ago
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Cookies are for fat people and fat people goes to hell, so no thank you!

11 years ago
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Its 11pm, I'm still working and have a deadline for 6am. It's gonna be tough.

Now I'm fucking clicking a cookie. What the fuck is wrong with me.

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Man, I cannot quit this.

Clicky

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You... You've killed us all.

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The last update made my ratio drop about 10Mcps =/

Well, at least now I have OVER 9000 cookies per click! :D

Any idea on what is the 42nd upgrade?

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Oh, indeed. I missed that. Thanks!

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Hah! Just got the last upgrade! Now I'm impatiently waiting for the game update that adds "Kitten Workers"...

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Forgive me

Edit: seems like it got removed

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Hovering over your link and reading the text has made me very afraid...

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You bring the likes of Jenna Jameson and Bree Olson to shame

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"Your body is now 98.5% semen". I was actually enjoying that game! x3

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Me too, me too

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I CAN'T STOP

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Need.new.upgrades.pls. I don't know what to do with my life right now.

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With the update I am now getting 215 billion cookies per second lol

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UNCANNY CLICKER - beat the clicking speed world record

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Did 50k manual, no achievement.

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Well damn... I refreshed the page and went from 350 billion cps down to 195 million cps :(

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Yeah, I don't really want to update to 1.028 yet. My 3billion/sec would go down to 115million/sec

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You, sir, are also out of the cookie league. :(

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Oh no, please don't do this :(

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Yeah I did that :(

All my cookies ;_;

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You bastard. :| You, sir, are out of the league.

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What is the milk for? o.O

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Where is the milk coming from?

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I think they're linked to the achievements.

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Kitten workers upgrade give you exponentially more cookies based on milk...or so it says.

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yes, but what makes the milk % go up? It's a mystery!!!!

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each achievement gives you 2% milk
confirmed by the source code of the game

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Cool. At least that makes it easier to recover your score if you want the three reset achievements.

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It just updated, and now there's chocolate below my cookie.

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you could warn us cps is much worse...

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Yeah, usually now I just launch the game in incognito mode, import my save check what's new before updating.

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I'm speechless O.O

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i have been playing this since i found it here 4 hours ago curse you!!!1

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Jade, I doubt anyone has them all... I do know them all though ;)

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So whats the thing about the milk?

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I wonder from were those Kitten upgrades came, maybe from the Factorys?

Got Kitten Workers and Kitten engineers upgrade so far.

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those are the only 2 kittens.
Kittens are unlocked at 25 and 50 achievements unlocked

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All 72 achievements as found in the game code.
Please note that I didn't bother to make it look nice.

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thanks, I don't like those that require the save to be reset and the one where you need to cheat... bullshit achievements...

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The clicking one also requires cheating (autoclicker) as you need to click 130 times in a second.

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I got that through regular clicking. No autoclicker required, if you're fast enough.

Edit: I'm not sure where you're getting "130 times in a second", it's just two clicks in a small time window. Here's the code:

if (new Date().getTime()-Game.lastClick<1000/250) Game.Win('Uncanny clicker');

Double edit: It's been updated again. New code:

if (new Date().getTime()-Game.lastClick<1000/200) Game.Win('Uncanny clicker');

It seems like it's getting easier, so maybe it was 130 times in a second before?

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Very annoying.

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Ouch, so I won't be able to get some of these unless I start over :C

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How the hell do you "hack" in some cookies?

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I'll figure out if my 'easy' way works for this ;)

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