I'm sorry. But I got my fiancée and chat hooked on this. And now it's just updated. Your life will never be the same again.

Edit: Save and refresh the newer version. Updated earlier to version 1.01.

Edit 2: Serious buffs ahead! Version 1.021 out! Also, from the older version, AUGH.

Edit 3: Success!

Edit 4: Version 1.028 out! Adds a whole ton of stuff, including achievements! List.

Edit 5: Version 1.031. Oh, no. The gods have forsaken us.

Edit 6: Version 1.036. Oh, my god, why. Okay, I think I'm going to test a reset, this is just brutal... 900 trillion for one upgrade.

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My easy guide to cheating the cookies achievement without actually cheating too much!

Open the javascript console of your browser (for Chrome: press F12 and then click console, for other browsers: google it :D)
Note your cookies baked (all time) in the stats tab.
Now pick a number higher then that (2 times as much should work)

Add this line into the console:
Game.cookiesEarned -= X; (replace X with your number)
Note how your total earned cookies goes into the negatives, this is intended.

After you get the achievement, insert this into the console
Game.cookiesEarned += X; (Use the exact number you used before)

This returns your cookies earned back to normal, so your end result is completely legit.

Edit: Changed 10 times to 2 times, less likely to fuck up stats then.

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thanks! how to get the Uncanny clicker then, I'm not familiar with autoclickers?

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I get it by using 2xclick and normal click on my mouse at the same time

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you got 130 clicks per second with this method?

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Where is this 130 number coming from?

Edit: Just did Uncanny again in a fresh window. Held the mouse steady with one hand, clicked with the other. 24 clicks total, not that I know which one hit the achievement.

It doesn't need 130 clicks per second. It doesn't need 130 clicks at all.

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from Chirimorin's comment before...why exactly are you asking when you already know the answer?

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The number comes from the code of the game.
However, it is used in a different manner.

Instead of counting the amount of clicks, it checks the delay. If the delay is smaller then 1/130th of a second, you get the achievement.

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Where are you getting 1/130th of a second?

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Once again, the game code.
Since that version, the requirement has been updated to 1/250th of a second. (or 4 ms)

Code:
if (new Date().getTime()-Game.lastClick<1000/250) Game.Win('Uncanny clicker');

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If you have a Microsoft mouse (I'm sure it's similar for Logitech), go into the driver software, and re-assign a button (perhaps the wheel-click) to a macro of a left-click that auto-repeats.

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okay that did it thanks

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It probably doesn't count save editing as hacking. You can just convert the save to plain text (it's encoded with Base64, just remove %21END%21 from the end) and just change a few numbers to add buildings.

EDIT: I tested it and it does give you the achievement.

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It literally checks your current cookies against total cookies.
So anything that achieves that, will work. My method is just no weird stuff and won't fuck up stats

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this shouldn't be addicting

11 years ago
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Anyone know what the hell I am missing? http://i.imgur.com/pWRY9f8.jpg

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I think you're missing two upgrades that makes gold cookies appear twice more often. They're linked to the related achievements. You need to click on 10 and 50 golden cookies.

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Actually, the upgrades appear at 7 and 27 golden cookies. (at least when I checked)

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oh ok...so unrelated to the achievements then

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Great... now I actually have to stay on the tab and watch for cookies :(

This is most unsettling

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7 and 27 though, not 10 and 50

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"Forgive me..."

...NO!

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dafuq is milk

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A tasty drink from the gods.

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Why is there an achievement for cheating!? This doesn't make sense.

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It's optional now, doesn't count towards the achievement total.

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Played Cookie Clicker for like ... a week. Solid. Then was over it, so decided to write something awesome. Behold!

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Really? I got most of the stuff unlocked in like a day.

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I had to keep reloading it (laptop, to and from work) so it kept patching. Kept things interesting for a while.

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A script? you just need to modify an attribute to unlock everything, 2 minutes work.

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This was the culmination of all my messing around, making specific script calls to try and break things, or get things a certain way.

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Does anyone know what the achievement after "A world filled with cookies" is? I couldn't find it in the achievement list above.

11 years ago
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Let's never bake again.
1,000,000,000 cps.

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Wow! That'll be hard unless we get some better CPS stats soon!

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dammit... got Uncanny Clicker on a new incognito tab, but can't manage it on my main tab :(
@125,786,244CpS (closed the window for like a day once, and sold everything twice)

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Got this on my main tab with a non-cheating "cheat" now... when adding a new cursor, there's a significant delay on my end while it calculates the new values. So... click a few times to add more cursors, then immediately click a bunch of times on the cookie. While the browser processes new values, it'll hopefully be queuing up the new clicks and send them to the game in a small burst once the values catch up.

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After some bunch of cookie stat modding, I finally cleared all the achievements and have gotten all the upgrades. Blame me if you want. I don't care what you say.

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I'll blame you and your need for validation :)

Kind of being sarcastic/sardonic/kidding...

11 years ago
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Wow, epic update today.

11 years ago
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I had already resetted my game so I don't think it's that epic:D

11 years ago
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It says I have 50/54 upgrades unlocked, but there aren't anymore available for me to buy. Do I have to do something to get the other ones available? Here is my current list of upgrades.

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You need more Cursors, more Time Machines and to catch more golden Cookies (the ones apearing for a short time)

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it doesn't work for me sadly! on chrome nor firefox

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Oh so this is from where Obama and Putin get the cookies! :D

11 years ago
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I think its getting more laggy with every update. Not sure if only me.

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just deactivate all those stupid effects

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(Missed golden cookies : 12)

Can't look at that shit all the time :D

Here's a better achievement listing.

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aargh they just had to add that

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I just missed another one. XD

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anyone know what the last achievement is? The "???"

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You mean this one perhaps ? "Let's never bake again - Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second."

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No I mean the one named "???". I have 76/72 so I'm missing one.

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Just look through that list.
EDIT: I just realized that you have a newer update lol

11 years ago
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yeah 1.03 is the new one

11 years ago
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Cookie-Dunker
"Dunk the cookie"

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Updated list of achievements!

This time with better formatting

Last achievement is much easier than you think. Hint: milk stays at the same level from the bottom of the screen when resizing. The cookie does not.

Edit: Appearantly there is a wiki now clicky
It includes a list of the achievements too, so I'll stop making these pastebins with them

I might still throw out hints or maybe even update the wiki when I feel like it

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hah that was it lol, thanks!

11 years ago
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Thanks for the tip.

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Anybody got all 54 upgrades? I am missing 2

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you're probably missing the upgrades you get at 7 and 27 golden cookies

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Eventually used cheats to get some achivements.
It'd just take forever to buy 200 cursors and 100 time machines.
Got everything else legit and I'm planning to get 1,000,000,000 cps achivement legit too. But I'll need more updates for that.

The 101th time machine costs 144,976,967,902,966. That alone is about half of what I got legit since the beginning.
Think 100 time machines are just too unrealistic to get it patiently.

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Yeah personally I also had this need to finish the achievements. After that I sold the extra cursors and machines and then set my cookie amount to 0.

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You both fail! Cheated Cookies taste awful! :P

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Lol I only cheated and reseted to begin with to get the 5 achievements:D

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You're still trying to get them legit?
Good luck! :)

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Damn right! Thanks! :)

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NOOOOOO! COOKIES DIED :<

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The game just resetted itself. Is this supposed to be happen with the new update?

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Did you make any backup saves?

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Sadly no. I had no idea, I will need one. sad lol

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Did we hug the server too hard?

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Why is my milk raspberry juice?

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You milked your berries too hard?

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That's funny, never happened to me before...

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We killed the server :(

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Closed 10 years ago by thejadefalcon.