Forgive me (the Official Cookie Clicker thread) (version 1.036)

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any reason I can only sell cursors now? I want to sell a grandma for the achievement.

Are achievements bugged? I seem to have more than 72 on my list.

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Nooooooooo, now I must upgrade and buy all the cookie maker stuff!!! What have you done?!

Status Upgrade - I had 74 Time Machines and 86 Portals, but had to sell to try and get Mathematician Achievment - just to find out it's bugged :( had over 300,000,000 cookies per second :( Now I'm whole day back :(

So .. yeah, I also accidentally found a way spawn golden cookies but I stopped after abusing it for a few minutes :)

Just like how I cleared 1.029, I did so for 1.03 also.

I think this is one of my most active threads and it's about a goddamn cookie game...

So, ignore all my previous instructions about the cheated cookies achievement.
The best way is simply pasting this in the javascript console:
Game.Win('Cheated cookies taste awful');

Or this in your adress bar (might not work in some browsers):
javascript: Game.Win('Cheated cookies taste awful');

Ahh how do I remove some cookies? I went and tried to add some, but added way too many. Dx

Edit: Nvm, I forgot I exported a save like 10mins earlier, so I'm saved.

Finally got all the upgrades again :D

Yey I reset the game <3

Oh man! I finally got "Let's never bake again" from a golden cookie that boosted production something like 8x normal. (I didn't see the exact number, I was so distracted by the achievement popping up)

Oh, shit no. It's started. The last upgrade I bought began it. It warned me! I DIDN'T LISTEN.

The Golden Cookies HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED.

Edit: They're "clots" (eww). They either give a cookie bonus of 10% your current cookies (upper limit of about 780 billion), or they increase your CPS by 666 for 6 seconds or they HALVE your CPS for 66 seconds. Gamble.

Edit 2: Another effect, cookie chains. Clots appear on screen rapidly after you click the first. First give +6 cookies, second +66, third +666, fourth +6,666, fifth 66,666, sixth 666,666, seventh 6,666,666. Seems to cap at seven.

Edit 3: Noooo! I clicked a clot and lost 215 million cookies! Q.Q!! I'm now in "displeased" state. So far, I've only had losses and halved CPS.

I HATE YOU OP!

I've opened that game and I'm playing it from 1 hour now :(

Seems like the last two achievements for the grannies are broken for me.

̷̴̗̣̝̬͎ͬ̃͑̇̋ͥ̎̄̆ͮ̔̈ͮ͆̄̓͒̈́͜ ̢̢̻̗̳̖̐ͫͭͮ̒͒ͤͮ̔̊ͤ̅͢ ̛̪̗̣͔̹̦͉̼̹͖̼̣̗̬͎́̓̍̒ͦ͗̓ͤ̒͆ͦ̓̈́ͫ̉̾͐ͨ̄͘ ̉ͬ̂̃́ͭ̅̄̓͗̚͜͞҉̘͍͍͍̬̥̯̻̥̬̭̱̭̣̩̠̬̝̕͢ͅ ̴̧̧̰̹̩͚̪͖͓̼̺̭̖̰̙̠̬̹͕̙ͪͤ̾ͨ͟ ̷̵̷̢͎͎͚̒̇̾ͫ̑͑́ͅ ̶̢̠͎͇̥͉͉̳̗͕͚̹̦̝̖͎͔͈͈͙́̀͑̋̽̃͂ͦ̆ͥͣ͛̊́ͭ̌͟ ̨̣̱͍̫̗̤͉͍̼̳̩̇́ͦͣ͌͗͡͡Ţ̵̙̟̗̪̘̹͉͔̇ͣͧͭ͒̓̈́̾́͌́̕͢õ̷͎̼̻̼̱̭̬͖͕̫͓̬͆̋̓͊͑̍̔̏̽̽͊̉́̄̀̃̚͝ ̴̷̣͚̱̣̻̩̖͎̱ͨ͋͂̇̿͟i̛̩̼͔͔̥̬̥̖̮͙̩̤̝̮̭̜͙̱̠ͪ̉́͑̄ͬ̈́̌͑̊n̷̨͕̜͈̹̲͇̟̠͇̲̮̤͎͔̈̿ͤ͒̋͂̒ͦ̔ͥ͝v̢̧͎̗͖̭̦͈͉̥̫͖̠͇͖̭͈͎͍̣̆͒ͪ̃ͥ͑̀ͤ͜ǫ̛̜̞͍̰̥̯̟̙̰̳ͪ͂̓̍̽ͤ͆̔͋̃k̷̡̡͇̲͎̪̱̮̟͖̭͇͔͔̣͎̫͋̈́͑̓ͫͤ̿ͪ̅̿̇͛̕eͦ͌͆͐ͤ̉̽̃̎̐ͪͭ͝͏̷̙͔̟̟̣͉̼̤͉͎́ͅ ͭ̾ͭ̽͠҉̶̳͙͙͓̦͉̙̬̮̱͙̰́̕ţ̴̡̩̩̲̪̖̤̼̲͓͓̫̈́͒̊̆̊ͣ̓̄͝h̢̫͍̗͓͕̰̰̣̯͓̦̥͎̪̱̙͎͊̾̓̾́ͮͭ̐̒ͥͤ̑̀̚͘͢͡ͅe̷̴̦̦̭͙̼͍̪ͩ͆ͬ̾͒ͫ̌͂̌͋̏́̕͟ ̶̴ͤͥ̿ͮ͐̊͐ͫ͝͝҉̬̟͇͖̼̖̜̫͉̬̩̘ͅh̲̖̙̲͉͚̩̱̎̋̓̒ͥ͋̂͌̀ͦ̓̂ͩ̌ͥ̿̕͟͞i̱̼͔̖̭͓̲̰ͤ́̆̄̎͒ͣͬ̄̐ͨ̋̀̌̔̈̑͘͟͠͡v̻̻̯̫͙͙̌ͭ̏ͫ̍̀́͟e̷̸̡̥̹̻̩͂̑͛̽̿̉̑̀ͩ͑̇ͮ-̶̢͍͔͕̰͉̞͍̙̩̗͓͈̞͇̖͎ͫ͋̄̃̀͜͟ͅm̸̧̗̬̙̞̰͕͓̥͍̭̱̱̩̗̼̹̃̊̄ͧ͌͋͋̔̏ͧͯ̏̀̀͞i̔̂ͮ͏̡͏̢̗̬̺̫̞̠̦̘̗̗̭̯ͅn̛͍͎̩̤͚̙̝͉̳͆̆̚̕d̶͕̲̘͍̮͎̘̺̣̜̖̻̔̐̾ͨ̉̇ͮͣ̐ͩ̈́̓̎̽ͧͪͧͣ̇͘ͅ ̯̜͖͑͛̽̉͐͂ͥ͒͋̐̎͐͠r̛͔̖̜̼͙̤̥̬̥̰̭̞͉̓̈́̏̀́͢͟ͅę͍̻̦͍͇͙͉͔̂ͫ̾̽͊͂̌̈́͛̐͂̄̔̿̒͂̅ͥ́̕͢͠p̶̛͉̮̟̞̹͕̆̓ͥ͊̋̕͝ŗ̷̧̛̯͔̖̜̱̞͔̙͗̂̆͆̅̎̀̔̅ͣ̈̾ͩͯ́͡ͅë̉̄͊̑́͊̆̋̈̊̈̌̈̿̈́ͭ҉̹̘͎̜̳̺̖͚̤͈̫͓͉̳ş̷̸̴̸̣̠̟̫̱͖͐̅̆̓ͣͪͧ́̂ͤ͆̈́͒̚ȇ̢̨͉̖̩͎̰̮ͥ̌̒̓ͤͣͫͨ͂͌ͧ͌͑̂̿̈́̚̕͞͡n̸̷̯̮͚̟͓̫͉̮̬̩̩̦̮̮̻̯̭ͣ̎ͦͮ̍ͫ̓̑ͣ̅ͤ͟͠ͅt̶̶͖͔̠͔̟̪̖͚̺̖̦̗̤̲̰͙̘̥̄͆ͥͬ͛͐̈́̎ͤ̚͞į̷̡̠̬̘̗̩̣̫͇͓͕̈́̋̑̍ͦ̄͆͒̀̓̍̉ͥ͊̓ͧ͜͠ͅn̲͉̞̙̟͙͛ͭͥ̈́͐̊͢͝g̵̘̰̞͙͙̪̦̍͆ͬ̾̎̍̔̿ͪͭ̋ͪ̅̕͞ ̢̨̗̫̫̞̬͓͔̙̟̑̊̀ͬͯ͗̃ͣ͊̽͂̋̀̂͆͗͆̏̀ͅͅc̷̛̗̰͖͍ͮ̈́̎̄ͣͫ͑͛̿͋̍̓ọ̡̨͎̰͔͔̤̹͇͗̓̈́́o̬͇̥͚̪̹̪͕͖̗͚̫͈͊͋̄̔͂ͦ̿ͤͪ́̓͊̃̕̕͠k̛̻̻̙̝̹͙̭͉͓̥̙̙̹̝̣͓ͪ̈̅̑͑ͩ̌̑̅̀̍̾͆̋̕î̶̼̭̻̦͈͓̖̰͇̬͕̰̻̥̹̩ͮ̿͋ͥ͡ͅes

This is the best thing to ever hapen to the internet!I'm currently at about 61.000.000 CPS but I am trying to stop.....and ai can't!Ahhh!

I have nearly forsaken all other games for this (although usually watching TV shows or movies at the same time.) Over 100 trillion baked, currently 366 million per second, but I need sooo many trillion more for 100 time machines. Must... get... achievements.

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not touching this again....

The game is so addictive, simple idea but works perfectly! I started playing it last night and am currently on 58 million per second.

Adding my post from the other thread here too in case people only read this one:

For those interested in knowing how much longer you need to keep the game open for that achievement, I made the Cookie Clicker Calculator!

Download Here
Feel free to scan this for malware, I have nothing to hide.
Edit: And here's the source code for all the paranoia people

Just fill in all the fields and it will tell you all the details you want to know!

Notes on usage:

• If the field is not needed for the info you want, fill in any number (or 0).
• Use commas for decimal numbers. Dots will be ignored.
• Time calculated is if you just wait. Golden cookies and actual buying of the upgrades is not calculated. So this is the maximum time it takes (unless there's an update).
• If you find any bugs, feel free to report them to me. I may or may not update this program.

The fields you need to fill in:

• Cookies per Second: Your current amount of cookies per second.
• Base Price: The base price of the update you want to upgrade. This is the amount the first item of this kind costs.
• Current Amount: The amount of upgrades you already bought.
• Goal: How much upgrades you want to have.
• Price Increase: The price increase value as used in the game code. (This is currently 1.15, which is the default value in the program)

And finally, the Base Price values of all items as they currently are in the game:

• Cursor: 15
• Grandma: 100
• Farm: 500
• Factory: 3.000
• Mine: 10.000
• Shipment: 40.000
• Alchemy Lab: 200.000
• Portal: 1.666.666
• Time Machine: 123.456.789

DAMN YOU OP!!
YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!