Trash games

Hold on to something, you are about to embark on epic journey! Since everyone heard about Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, I'm not gonna write about that. Instead, I'll try to focus on some less known games. So let's start!

Beaver Hunter 2006
http://beaver-hunter-2006.software.informer.com/
Well, the name itself doesn't really sound promising. I mean really? Why the f*uck would you make a game where you kill poor beavers? And, more important, why would sell it, even if it costs(costed when they were selling it) 5$? Well, if you think the game is any better than it's name, you are wrong. Here are some screenshots, I couldn't find any video, but you can download it if you are,for some reason,interested(after all, it only takes 5mb of space after you install it).

Ice Cream Tycoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJeqEP9YiM
So, when you start the game you get a couple of pictures with text that should make a story. After you see that amazing intro, a tutorial starts that should explain what to do, and then you can finally start to play. You choose of your firm or whatever that is. Before you start selling ice-cream you have to buy ice-cream, then you choose the price for which you are going to sell ice-cream and choose the hood where you will sell it. You also have to be careful about crime rate, because there is mafia around every corner, just waiting for the opportunity to grab your precious ice-cream. What is the main problem with this is game? It is so booooooooring. If you don't believe me you can try, but I'm warning you: you will regret that.

Stalin vs Martians
http://stalinvsmartians.com/en
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfsSA6_GrE
Remember that part of world war II when Stalin fought Martians? Me neither. There isn't much to say about the game, you probably alerady heard about it, and if you didn't, just check a couple of gameplay videos.

Real Madrid: The game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSit6OJ75kk
If you ever wanted to feel the glamour of Real Madrid, now you can. The game consists of a couple of crappy mini-games, that include dating with your girlfriend, going to gym, buying furniture for you house, going to barber and other things important for your football carrer. Graphics are next-gen miracle shown in 800x600 resolution, sound is even more awesome, so there is no reason not to buy this game for only $39.99. I wonder how Atomic Planet lapsed after this game...

Garbage Truck Simulator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXCUK19ock
I don't even...

That's it from me for now, I'm probably gonna post some more games tommorow, and in meantime, you can suggest some games too.