Weapons in a Zombie Apocalypse!

Coffee
ok then

to the left of me, it's a far left but a block of knives is the first thing, the the left of my computer desk a fine china cabinet. on a technicality I guess the left of me closer could be the left arm of my computer chair.

Hmm; to my left? A flower, an apple and a propelling pencil and if I look even further I can see a bed, a wardrobe and a guitar.

full body ninja armor (think snake-eyes)

i have no object to my left, cause to my left is a wall, i only have things in front, to the right and in the back. So i get to use my fists or a wall?

A Leatherman PST multitool. Not bad.

a bottle of water.

A plastic cup

TV, lol

A pillow. Fuck me, right?

Girlfriend

Either my PSP or my Nokia 5228 Phone ... I think i have slighter better chances with the PSP ... At least to game properly before i get transformed into zombie.

A usb memory stick

Paper.

A wall. D:

a broken chair, not even a metal one

Picture Frames xD

NOKIA 6600 i win

Book! I'm screwed :O

My computer is too my left....

Well, my headphones... Seems like Im gonna die. :-D

a clock

Thankfully my sword is to my left. :)

My old nokia. Time to kick some ass!

a door