Weapons in a Zombie Apocalypse!

So I've got this kind of thing that you can turn into different shapes. Now if I could enchant it somehow so what I make it turns into it, I'd now have a small sub-machine gun.

my phone? if only I had a nokia brick lol

A ruined paperclip. F*ck

windows??!

Air?

A light switch. I won!

My airsoft Glock 18 with a high cap mag. Does airsoft kill zombies?

An empty Monster Energy can. Bring them Zombies on!

A crowbar! Used both as a weapon and a tool, pretty light, durable, packs a heavy punch and it looks good. (Got a red crowbar, Gordon style!)

my left hand

an orange, yay!

Closet to Narnia!

1 sheet of paper.

Nothing, just a empty space =/ I go....barehanded? D=

My old childhood piggy bank.
I'll be literally throwing money at them and paying attention at their response.

Or just use the cactus.

Nothing, I'm doomed.

LED-Lantern

A pillow

A computer case,Kratos(GoW collectors edition),Monster hunter 3 statue,Lara croft figurine(Tomb Raider Collectors Edition),And a Metal Gear Rising Lamp. Also some speakers. More figurines. and a cloth.
I guess im screwed.

Laser Printer.
I can print images to give them papercuts.

A map of Skyrim. go me..

3 remotes and a scarf. Maybe I can cobble together some sort of "soap in a sock" contraption. Somehow I think a zombie is going to end up wearing my scarf and watching my tv.

A plate.

A closet.. well i guess it's a great place to hide

A sink xD