Already got that one, but thanks.

yes

Who gives a crap about roses
Who gives a crap about violets
I don't have inspiration
I'm on a horse.

read that line each time I refreshed & didn't clock on until you put your "finally" comment =(

My day was... Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines Lines

Well yesterday the 7th November was shitty, why you ask ?

I was trying to make a story out of it but I didn't succeed.

0h, Ah, 2 Rebellious Baboons - Doing 69 Caught 6 - An Eerahe 82 Z

Close enough.

Basically: Harrison Ford, Futuristic space station, extinguish entire alien race.
And yeah, that's Ender's game for you.

My day was - - - - - - - - - -

Today was / \ | - _ = ` +

My day have been Ok My day have been Ok

woke up,

regretted spending money on Call of Duty: Ghosts,

went work,

regretted spending money on Call of Duty: Ghosts,

came back from work,

regretted spending money on Call of Duty: Ghosts while playing it,

had tea,

regretted spending money on Call of Duty: Ghosts,

regretted spending money on Call of Duty: Ghosts some more,

cried myself to sleep.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out "Get Back!, Get Back!".

How do you get down off a horse?

...you don't get down of a horse, you get down off a duck.

Geddit? :D

Thanks for Eleusis!

Now I really need to go to sleep.

An obese woman was dancing on a table in a bar. I walked over to her and said "Nice legs!"
She said, "You think so?"
To which I said, "Of course! Most tables would have broken by now!"

dup

Someone ninja'd Paranautical Activity quick...

Who used IJCCQ-3QHQF-Y2A5Q?

Thanks for Paranautical Activity! :)

I'm French.

Only 150? easy :P

150?!?!

Prepare for spam incoming! lol

purr