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I refuse.

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A bullet or two ain't enough to take me down (manly face)
I catch up with him and ask what wife and money did he ran off with, since I have neither.

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An explosion or two ain't enough to take me down (even more manly face)
I catch up with him and cordially invite him to a tea party.

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A destroyed world or two ain't enough to take me down (the manliest face)
I catch up with him and ask

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A destroyed universe or two ain't enough to take me down (the face of the manliest)
I catch up with him and ask him what panties is he wearing.

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Ripped neck or two ain't enough to take me down (the face of the manliest of them faces) I take a taxi to human world.
I get tired of catching up to him, so I make a call and tell him he should get a haircut.

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He has a gun, but does he has gib? :o

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what can only happen

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:c

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Alright, alright. I don't want no trouble man!

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I would put hands up and hope I don't get shot...

(I will respond to what he does or says)
(I'll comment again after you post)

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I tell him I had a 20 I was about to go to gamestop and get a gift card that I have been saving for weeks. shows 20

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Calls cops and tells them what he looked like.

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Fights back
Pleads for mercy

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Tells him we can work together to have a scapegoat (blame someone for what he did)
And he will be a witness and he will be safe from cops.

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Unwillingly agrees due to already being in debt.

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But that's me?

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:(

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Time travels back in time and teleports Mrgreenchips out of jail to maximum security mansion from the future. Also teleporting bad guy to future prison for causing time traveler to be dead in that time and almost breaking time.

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K.

Edit: all the endings are sad :(

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I put my hands in the ai-yuh(air) and wave them like I just don't cai-yuh(care)

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I watch as the cop rises from the dead and then IT IS NOW THE CRYPT OF THE NECRODANCERRRRRRRRR

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I put my hands up while my bodyguard shoots him in the head

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You are letting him kill Martha!

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Omg this one is the funniest so far imo :D

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I take the gun off his hands and shoot myself

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So, it's a win-win for both of us, cool

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Not happy. As the robber also gets sick from robbing a dead corpse and dies days later.

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Because they were playing GTA 5 online

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begging is not allowed
even for a suspension :3

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Why is this thread not locked by a mod yet? OP was just begging for a trade.

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None are online atm. Bobo just logged and Sleepy usually doesn't log for another couple of hours :/.

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Puts hands down in an act of pure rebellion!

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Refuse to get shot out of pure rebellion!

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Refuse to die out of pure rebellion! Takes out shooter.

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Refuse to let shooter go (this time it's personal), transcends human existence through sheer will power alone, drags shooter back from hell returning him to his mortal form, descends back into my mortal form and turns shooter over to the police and says: "You're not getting away with it that easy!"

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Is what the delusional shooter thought happened, but in reality he was in a holding cell awaiting trial, drooling on himself.

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I remember all the tutorials I watched on youtube and try to take the gun out of his hands.

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I roll a 20 and my natural charme makes the gunman my willing minion.

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But before telling him so, the cop will handcuff and disarm the gunman, because he obviously knows that he is a bad guy and the cop isn't stupid. And now it is up to me to put any charges.

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I already said that he was disarmed and that the cop isn't stupid! Cheater! :p

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How much you selling that one for? I could use a gun

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Stick my hands up... and raise the roof?! :D

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Dude you stand no chance I will kill because you know I unlocked this achievement xD
See

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I tell him not to shoot, he can have my money, but instead of getting my wallet out, I unzip my pants and proceed to pee all over him.

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I give him the finger, tell him YOLO, and immediately start doing the chicken dance while completely ignoring him.

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Anyone that puts a gun in MY face had DAMNED well better fully prepared to use it. Otherwise I WILL beat and sodomize them with their own gun.

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"there is a bear behind you!!!"

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I act completely insane then proceed to pull my own gun as Mel Gibson does here.

From time 1:40 to 2:00
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