I'd <blank> Katy Perry

politely shake hands with

I'd steal all the money of Katy Perry.

Both gifts are redeemed, just in case anyone is looking to try them.

I'd accidentally Katy Perry.

I'd BASEDGOD katy perry ;)

rob, kidnap and sell organs to black market

order really doesn't matter.

feed a hot dog to

I'd cake Katy Perry, we are playing ad libs right?

I'd titty fuck her. How I am the first to say this, is beyond me.

I'd honk Katy Perry

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bang her.

I'd fix her lazy eye for her. By putting it out with a hot poker.

I don't know her very well, so I'd see if we could even stand each other's company. It would turn out we couldn't, and she would end up murdering me. THIS THREAD HAS MADE ME VERY SAD.

Hate this thread. hahaha

I'd kiss Katy Perry.

ignore

ravage