What are you wearing?

Brown corduroy trousers, creamy white shirt with loose beige and fawn check, black fine wool jumper. And brown slippers.

I'm wearing a bikini inside my stormtrooper armor

viking helmet and adult diaper

a freshly killed deer.

Currently sitting at my computer butt naked with only socks on.

Your skin

I have an attic room so it tends to get warm.

Getting naked stopped doing the trick so I got myself a bunch of fans.

Now, putting these fans around me didn't work either. So I strapped them to my body facing inwards.

Right now that seems to be working, but parts of my body remain untouched by the forces of wind produced by these fans. Parts I might not want to have to close to a swiftly spinning fan blade.

Of course I'm talking about my nipples.

if this doesn't work out my next move will be strapping them all under my chair so I can fly off to somewhere cooler, because I'm running out of ideas.