Hello dear Steamgifts users,

This is an official public service announcement, as I am, from now on, the official Pet of SG.
Some may not like, others may not approve at all, and heretics will probably say 'Nobody can just declare to be royalty, I do not accept this!', psychos will be all jelly, and the murky ones will ask to join, luxys will want to make sandwiches and meows will purr.

Fear not, all legal matters have been taken in account and dealt with, including the support and approval of Steamgifts Staff and Personnel Team, therefore I can truly say that im your pet now. Embrace it, don't fight it.

For any doubts or disregards about the veracity of my words, i hereby present you:
THE PROOF.
SECOND PROOF.
ALSO CLICK HERE!
INB4 THE NEW WINNING GIF
A time of fluffyness and unbearable puns is to come for those who shall embrace me. Pet me now and discover a whole new purpose of life.

Here is my offerings to my people:

ʕ╭ರᴥ•́ʔ


Yours sincerely, Your Pet
JoaoWho

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YEAH! A Bear is a great pet... i wish my girlfriend would allow me one ;)

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Bump for Blacklist Bear

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I go off to work and I come on during my break to see we now have a communal pet bear. Well I ain't walking it.

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Cmon i need to poop ):

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Hold it like a champ and wait for someone to bring a bucket.

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Oh god why ;_;

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is this episode in the cartoon? what exactly? do you know?

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Season 10, Episode 8: Make Love, Not Warcraft. It's a great episode if you ever played WoW before.

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Uhhh..

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Bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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JoaoWho is not a good pet name.
Perhaps the second phase is to choose an official pet name for the Bear.

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How dare you?

do you think fluffy cuddles would work?

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Could call it, Sir Grizzly....as in SG. :)

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That is actually cool ahah

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I surprised myself with that one too.

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Awesome, now we have an official pet. Congrats on your new status! :D

Bumps for officialness!

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I AM, I AM, I AM!

ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡°ʔ

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Nice try but nope. Real SG pet bear looks like this

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What if i told you thats me?

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Then come out of the closet! Barbie doed not approve wearing false colours

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That's my pajama ):

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Wait, what? You wear fur coat as pajama? You must be sweating like hell ... or someone shaved you?

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Awww, I always wanted to pet a bear ^_^

But shouldn't we change winning gif for your royal presence? Please, mighty Space Cat, don't be mad at me for saying that, please, pretty please!

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AHAHAHAHAHA great idea!

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Congrats, praise on the royal pet! :D

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Bump!

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We'll take good care of you =)

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Bump against blacklist

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As the

President of the Multiverse

I feel obliged to inform you that this Universe is the only one I could find where you became a Royal SG Pet.
Congratulations Bear! You're better than an infinity of other Bears!

If you're interested I can give you information on how different universes (with different pets) turned out. ;)

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You're better than an infinity of other Bears!

I won the sperm race, buddy!

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A talking bear. You're not from the forests of Qualinesti are you? Because otherwise

To be sure you can easily check here

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This land is too small for the two of us.

i will retire in shame

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Do you mean mascot ?
Tbh, it's quite the upgrade from Miley. You've come a long way, Bear. (。◕‿‿◕。)

pat pat

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How dare you?!

yes,basically

I REGRET NOTHING

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That's actually pretty awesome. I'm tired of cat's and dog's shit. Bears are on totally different level and SG should be proud to have one!

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THANK YOU!

I'll have you as my buttler.

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OOOH YES! Dream come true! Can I have FABULOUS APRON like this? Please!

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Yes, but you will not use SG's money, use your own!

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Are you even paying me? How can I afford such an incredible apron without salary?

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Bump!

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Bump for bear

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