Wait, what happened to your dream of becoming the president? You can't be both a pet and a president!
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I thought you were a president or something like that :O
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Congratulations on your mission to become a royal pet...everything is going as planned
With an undercover bear, the day when all cats rise in power draws near
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If cats are ruled by Meow, they will continue to do nothing and just lick themselves..
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Praise the royal pet ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
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Pet am animal, you am human, therefore you am no pet.
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ok.... im not even gona go to the psicological ahs phisiological implications, congrats.
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Fine, fine... I'll go along with it...
Sandwiches for everyone!
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delivers the best sandwich in history of sandwiches
Enjoy xD
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I don't anymore, you gave the best one to clown ;_;
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What? O.o
You're becoming increasingly weirder...
Can't a guy lust for a sandwich like a healthy human being anymore?
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You should take it as a compliment, they're your sandwiches, not just any sandwiches!
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Hello dear Steamgifts users,
This is an official public service announcement, as I am, from now on, the official Pet of SG.
Some may not like, others may not approve at all, and heretics will probably say 'Nobody can just declare to be royalty, I do not accept this!', psychos will be all jelly, and the murky ones will ask to join, luxys will want to make sandwiches and meows will purr.
Fear not, all legal matters have been taken in account and dealt with, including the support and approval of Steamgifts Staff and Personnel Team, therefore I can truly say that im your pet now. Embrace it, don't fight it.
For any doubts or disregards about the veracity of my words, i hereby present you:
THE PROOF.
SECOND PROOF.
ALSO CLICK HERE!
INB4 THE NEW WINNING GIF
A time of fluffyness and unbearable puns is to come for those who shall embrace me. Pet me now and discover a whole new purpose of life.
Here is my offerings to my people:
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Yours sincerely, Your Pet
JoaoWho
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