Hello dear Steamgifts users,

This is an official public service announcement, as I am, from now on, the official Pet of SG.
Some may not like, others may not approve at all, and heretics will probably say 'Nobody can just declare to be royalty, I do not accept this!', psychos will be all jelly, and the murky ones will ask to join, luxys will want to make sandwiches and meows will purr.

Fear not, all legal matters have been taken in account and dealt with, including the support and approval of Steamgifts Staff and Personnel Team, therefore I can truly say that im your pet now. Embrace it, don't fight it.

For any doubts or disregards about the veracity of my words, i hereby present you:
THE PROOF.
SECOND PROOF.
ALSO CLICK HERE!
INB4 THE NEW WINNING GIF
A time of fluffyness and unbearable puns is to come for those who shall embrace me. Pet me now and discover a whole new purpose of life.

Here is my offerings to my people:

ʕ╭ರᴥ•́ʔ


Yours sincerely, Your Pet
JoaoWho

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can we put an official steamgifts outfit on you including a gaben mask and silly hat and let you ride a monocycle while jugling giveaways?

Like that, having a pet is pretty useful I guess. :D

9 years ago
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I'm waiting for someone to do that!

9 years ago
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Sure, I'm on my way.

As a sign of friendship, have this nice cake I baked for you first

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9 years ago
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And the bear never appeared again on SG. "Offline 543 days".

9 years ago
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ooops, that was not my intention. Killing the bear will certainly do something to my SG reputation. I'm guessing something bad? :P so what if I tell you all those pills were actually candy? Children and bears always confuse those two. Silly bear.

now put on your mask and silly hat and start cycling!

9 years ago
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Imma just go home now ):

9 years ago
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Nice!

9 years ago
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bump!

9 years ago
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Bump for bear!

9 years ago
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About time that steamgifts got an official pet! :)
Bump

9 years ago
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Purr... D:

9 years ago
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With support of the Queen, there is no way you can lose the next presidential election! Josowho doesn't stand a chance!

EDIT: Oh, it's the first time I photobombed a screencap.

9 years ago
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YOU KNOW WHAT?

FUCK THAT GUY

JOSOWHO SUCKS

9 years ago
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Wha-a-a-a-a-a-at?

9 years ago
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A royal bear ? Is that the beginning of a dynasty ?

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9 years ago
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Congrats :)

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9 years ago
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A bear instead of a cat?

9 years ago
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Bumpin

9 years ago
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This was officially approved by me a long time ago. Of course you are the official SG Pet (and my favorite pet of all time), I doubt there will be anyone that will dare to stand up against royality. My lovely lovely pet

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lol

9 years ago
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That is indeed right, my Queen, but as you know I have my hibernating time!
I'm sorry for the delay, and I think you should apologize too, you should had been the first to comment here

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Sounds like a lot of work, gotta feed ya, clean up after ya...

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Check again.

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I like pets. Having one on steamgifts is awesome!

9 years ago
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So, what's the news? Ooh, it's "official" now. Well, never knew you were such a bureaucrat. I always pictured bears more the easy going type of creature ;P

9 years ago
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it's nice to have a wild, dangerous animal as a pet. but we have the bear... :P

9 years ago
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You wanna fight me?

1V1 ON CS M8

9 years ago
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This site never fails to amuse me.
Praise the Royal Bear! \ [ T ] /

9 years ago
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PRAISE THE SUN BEAR! \ [ T ] /

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Bump for the great ride :)

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Bump!

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<3 good boy.

9 years ago
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You have my approval, you sexy bear! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I'm happy to know that ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡°ʔ

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