First two people to make me laugh get World of Warplanes beta invites.

Look in the mirror

Like my father said "love is in between my legs".

2 Blondes walk into a bar....

Huehue?

see the death terrorist of jeff dunham and you will laugh bad xD jeff fa fa !

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

whats the difference between a body of dead babys and a ferrari?

i dont got a ferrari in my garage

I present you with this and a spider:

//\\(o8_8o)//\\

Gandalf walks in to a gay bar and disappears with a poof.

i was gonna make a gay joke... butt fuck it

What a cul story bro.. no i don't want to make you laugh. I'm laughing to myself.

I'll violate myself with a cactus for your admiration ;~;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBIzN_PYAc&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09h7EinWRHE

What's brown and sticky?

Drop it, then blow it. Think about what you have done to my grandma D:

Aww Yiss

Penis

You want me to make u laught?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ

I was voice chatting with a guy in Scotland, and an American. I am Australian. The American asked what a WC was and we told her it is water closet. She asked what that was andwe told her toilet. We started talking about other names for toilet and I mentioned loo. Sctottish guy says they they use loo there as well. American said in a posh tone, "Well we don't use a 'loo' here" to which I had no choice but to ask if thats why Americans are full of shit.

You can use this if you want it. (:

A horse walks into to a bar and the bartender asks: "Why the long face?". Seeing as how he is unable to understand human speech, he promptly shits on the floor and leaves.