First two people to make me laugh get World of Warplanes beta invites.

A skeleton walks into a bar....... orders a beer and a mop.

A man walks into a bar. A stripper has a big jug of money. The man attempts to grab the jug, but the stripper slaps him.
"I want it," says the man.
"If you make my horse laugh, then you can have it," and she points to a horse in the back
The man comes back, smiling.
"Wow, he is laughing. Tell you what, if you can make him cry, then you can have it."
The man promptly comes back.
"But...But...How?"
"I made him laugh because I said my dick was bigger then his. I made him cry because I proved it."

two blondes walk into a bar..... you'd think one of em woulda seen it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 !!!

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

TROLLOLOLOLLOLLOL

o_O srsly, good luck to teh Jokers xD

This made me laugh....

G2FZD-FENVE-UBAZX Insert Key Here

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Child services :D

Another funny thing is War Z just sent me a Steam key. Funny thing is I never played the game.

In Scribblenauts Unlimited, I defeated a horde of zombies by summoning an invincible, fiery, angry, floating mustachioed taco to attack them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=FLXmHLj2vO0XjsdcZSgBic3A&v=uoB_MDSkHms&feature=player_detailpage#t=48s

Metro 2033 is free !

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

:)

laugh bitch!!! my damn penis is stuck in the door and and a bag of pee just bursted all over my face.

Black ops 2.

mtv

I simply do not care!

I'm pretty sure your parents were the first two people to make you laugh. Give them both World of Warplanes beta invites.