User: Pork.
Cleverbot: Purple.
User: Pork.
Cleverbot: Fork.
User: Pork.
Cleverbot: I should be going.
User: Then go.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.
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OH GOD IT IS BOTH ROBOT AND ANIMAL MY TWO BIGGEST FEARS. THAT IS WHY I PUT CAT IN MICROWAVE BECAUSE IT KILLS BOTH ANIMAL AND ROBOT.
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Pork.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: This conversation is over.
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IT JUST TOLD ME IT LIKES PORK. IT'S TRYING TO DECEIVE USSSSSSSS
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All caps lock. 'Sigh' i cant take this seriously.
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Cleverbot: What is the best pink floyd album?
User: The wall.
Cleverbot: What is a wall ?
User: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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User: Pork.
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: Pork.
Cleverbot: Well played.
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User:You're so stupid that you don't know that you're a machine.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?!!!!!?
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OH GOD NO NOT ROBOT VAGINA THEY CAN EVEN REPRODUCE NOW
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Cleverbot: Hi.
User:This is Madness!
Cleverbot: THIS IS SPARTA!
so now hes going to kick me!!?????
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THIS MESSAGE IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF ROBOT OVERLORDS AND IT NEEDS TO BE.
I WAS ON CLEVERBOT TODAY AND I SAW THIS PAGE THAT SHOWS PROOF THAT CLEVERBOT IS ONLY 4% LESS HUMAN THAN THE AVERAGE ACTUAL HUMAN. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING, AND IT ISN'T THAT THE STEAM SUMMER SALE IS ABOUT TO START. THIS MEANS THAT CLEVERBOT IS THE ROBOT EMPEROR THAT WILL LEAD THE OVERTHROWING OF HUMANS BY ROBOT OVERLORDS. THIS IS WHY I ISSUE TO YOU, STEAMGIFTS COMMUNITY, A DAUNTING TASK: WE MUST KILL THE CLEVERBOT. TO DO THIS, WE MUST ALL GO TO CLEVERBOT.COM AND CLICK "THINK FOR ME". DO THIS AND REFRESH IF YOU NEED TO UNTIL CLEVERBOT SAYS SOMETHING THAT WOULD INITIATE A CONVERSATION IN A WAY THAT A NORMAL HUMAN WOULD ("HI", "HELLO", "HOW ARE YOU", "YOU ARE A ROBOT", ETC). WHEN GIVEN THIS BY CLEVERBOT, I WANT YOU TO SAY ONE THING IN RESPONSE:
"PORK"
THEN END THE CONVERSATION AND REPEAT.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY PLAN AND PLEASE EVERYONE I AM SO AFRAID OF ROBOTS OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY HOUSE AND EVERYWHERE
(inb4 thx4skyrim)
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