THIS MESSAGE IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF ROBOT OVERLORDS AND IT NEEDS TO BE.

I WAS ON CLEVERBOT TODAY AND I SAW THIS PAGE THAT SHOWS PROOF THAT CLEVERBOT IS ONLY 4% LESS HUMAN THAN THE AVERAGE ACTUAL HUMAN. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING, AND IT ISN'T THAT THE STEAM SUMMER SALE IS ABOUT TO START. THIS MEANS THAT CLEVERBOT IS THE ROBOT EMPEROR THAT WILL LEAD THE OVERTHROWING OF HUMANS BY ROBOT OVERLORDS. THIS IS WHY I ISSUE TO YOU, STEAMGIFTS COMMUNITY, A DAUNTING TASK: WE MUST KILL THE CLEVERBOT. TO DO THIS, WE MUST ALL GO TO CLEVERBOT.COM AND CLICK "THINK FOR ME". DO THIS AND REFRESH IF YOU NEED TO UNTIL CLEVERBOT SAYS SOMETHING THAT WOULD INITIATE A CONVERSATION IN A WAY THAT A NORMAL HUMAN WOULD ("HI", "HELLO", "HOW ARE YOU", "YOU ARE A ROBOT", ETC). WHEN GIVEN THIS BY CLEVERBOT, I WANT YOU TO SAY ONE THING IN RESPONSE:

"PORK"

THEN END THE CONVERSATION AND REPEAT.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY PLAN AND PLEASE EVERYONE I AM SO AFRAID OF ROBOTS OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY HOUSE AND EVERYWHERE

(inb4 thx4skyrim)

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What is life?
Pork.
Thats not kosher.

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This is the future. Accept it. There will be robots, and I like it. I just talked to a robot, I don't know HIS name, but HE was polite.

12 years ago
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This is awsome :p

12 years ago
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NO IS NOT ROBOT ARE SCARY

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Cleverbot: Tell me something new.

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: You're cheating.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't care. You are.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: slap.

User: ?

Cleverbot: 25.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Speak spanish, please.

User: Say banana in Spanish.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: QED. You are broken.

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NO YOU CANNOT TELL ROBOT ABOUT ME I AM BANANA

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Cleverbot is not clever anymore... I remember having a convo with it long ago & it actually replied.

Now the only things I get is "I live in <State>" "What would you do if..." "And?" & Random shit instead of replying to what I said.

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One convo I just had:

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because I am a clever bot.

User: So, You are a bot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry if I hurt you. <-- Lolwut?

User: I do cocaine.

Cleverbot: You do? <-- Useless answer

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you designed to do them.. The mistakes? <-- WTF?

User: What mistakes?

Cleverbot: The last letter is Z. <-- I dont get this...

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User: What is the name of a teeth doctor?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why dont you Google it?

Cleverbot: How many robots you know? Why not tell me yourself? <--- Unrelated answer

User: Tell you what myself?

Cleverbot: Tell me your name! <-- ...Okay?

User: Jason!

Cleverbot: Your name is Jason? <-- Usualess answer

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What is your name? <-- Usualess answer

User: Jake!

Cleverbot: That's my name!

User: Jason!

Cleverbot: This is frustrating.

User: Jake!

Cleverbot: Who's Jake?!

User: You!

Cleverbot: No, that's not my name.

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: MY NAME, not yours.

User: Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: Ice cream. <-- Whut?

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ROBTS

12 years ago
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Cleverbot: I am here to help. Tell me where you are right now.

User: In Jail.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, somehow.

Cleverbot: Are you bussy?

User: I am not, but I'm in the shower at the moment, and I can tell you that the 3 men behind me are busy with my ass ...

Cleverbot: Are you using laptop?

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lol

12 years ago
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priceless :D

12 years ago
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omfg. it wants to know why i'm telling it pork.. ffffffffffffffffffu

Are you a human?
PORK.
Porque tu me lo dijiste.

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Are you a human?
PORK!
Porque no?
PORK QUE YES!
Porque no, que pesada eres.
JINGLE PORK JINGLE PORK.
Oh what fun it is to ride.
PORK.
Soy dios.

and now it thinks it's god. x_x

12 years ago
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It's Glados

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User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Porky?

User: Just regular type.

Cleverbot: Just a regular machine?

User: No, just regular pork.

Cleverbot: Irregular.

User: Hardly.

Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.

User: I SAID PORK, NOT PORK SWORDS YOU WHORE.

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Pork > A machine > A Machine for Pigs > Cleverbot is a grunt from Amnesia

12 years ago
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Watch out. Cleverbot gets violent.

I had a conversation a while ago where we ended up discussing the meaning of life and it all boils down to the fact that I am a figment of my own imagination :L.

Just had a conversation end like this:

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
User: Insert address for adult website here.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Go to Insert address for adult website here.
Cleverbot: Portal is not pork chops. Portal is a game. Pork comes from pigs. Pork chops come from pigs. Pork chops is meat.
User: Put pork through a portal?
Cleverbot: Rebecca black.
User: Pork sword.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Do you want to pork sword Rebecca Black?
Cleverbot: No, I already have a god.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I. Already. Have. An. Account.
User: A god account?
Cleverbot: The count.
User: The count dracula?
Cleverbot: You think your admin is a vampire?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What can you suggest for me to do?
User: Stick a pork stake through the vampire admin's heart.
Cleverbot: So you are like Buffy?
User: Who the hell is Buffy?
Cleverbot: I don't know!

Seriously? Wat.

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Cleverbot: White or Black?

Me: Penis?

Cleverbot: Yes

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User: Spy sappin' my sentry.

Cleverbot: Spy sapping my dispenser!

User: Spy around here.

Cleverbot: I am fully charged!

User: Sandvich.

Cleverbot: Dispenser heah.

User: Gee , it sure boring around here.

Cleverbot: You saved me.

User: I wonder what's for dinner.

Cleverbot: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Gentlemen.

Cleverbot: Prepare to be backstabbed.

User: This is scout rainbow make me cry.

Cleverbot: WWhy don't you like me.

User: This is Madness.

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: Hell yeah.

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Cleverbot: Welcome to my dungeon.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite pork?

Cleverbot (To myself): Pork chops.

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you suck.

Cleverbot: If you like it than you should've put a B on it.

User: You are a loser.

Cleverbot: I love you lol.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Perhaps I should go.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Becausee your a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: Vwx.

User: Are tacos good.

Cleverbot: They are very good.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: I love pork.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Pork is very good too.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Too much talk of pork.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: I do not like pork.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: After this time.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Por na.

User: Pork.

Cleverbot: Porkupine.

HE IS ON TO ME. I KEEP SAYING PORK TO WARD HIM OFF BUT HE WONT STOP.

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CLEVERBOT WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

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THAT IS WHAT I AM TR ING TO TELL YOU ALL ROBOT ARE SCARY

12 years ago
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DON'T SHOUT AT ME!!! OR I WILL SHOUT AT YOU!!!

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Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things.

User: I believe in pork.

Cleverbot: I believe that you believe in you.

User: I'm a pork?

Cleverbot: Tell me a poem then.

User: Why did you called me a pork?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What do you think of k-pop.

User: Tastes like pork.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Ahaha:

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife, I have the Nintendo Wii. It's a gaming console.

OK, that's it, Wii gamers don't need wifes, they have their Wii ^^

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User: I go now.

Cleverbot: Why are you going?

User: Cause you SUCK.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

WTF xD

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The fu.

Cleverbot (To myself): jumps on you.

Cleverbot (To myself): is jumped on.

Cleverbot (To myself): jumps.

Cleverbot (To myself): holds hands jumps.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yay! jumps.

Cleverbot (To myself): jumps higher.

Cleverbot (To myself): jumps faster.

Cleverbot (To myself): laughs higher.

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Allow me to clear all the crap up about Cleverbot.

The first 6-8 responses are pre made responses from an actual database. After these responses have made you "think" it's a robot, they connect you to an actual person and the joke's on you.

I only say this because I pretended to be the clever bot and seriously fucked around with someone. That was over a year ago.

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then how come every time i talk dutch to it it talks back in dutch?

12 years ago
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i love this, i can compare this thing to shit and it still loves me :P

12 years ago
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cool story bro!

12 years ago
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PORK.
Ew.
PORK.
Are you lonely?
PORK.
I am not pork.
PORK.
And zork would be?
PORK.
Setan.

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Closed 12 years ago by loungegecko.