Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

What happened to you? Are you OK?

how do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator
HURR DHURR

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?

It's pretty cool.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. The state capital of Wyoming.

classic

Two people were racing. When the race was over the guy who lost told the other, fuck you i dont have legs.

One joke, two punchlines.

Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer 1: Two. One to screw in the giraffe, and the other to put clocks in the bathtub.

Answer 2: To get to the other side.

What's the best way to clean a sewage plant? I don't care because it's not my job.

Q: What time is it when your clock says 13?

A: 1PM

I have mixed views so far. It's very clear that some people know what a good joke is and some people just make shit up. Every time I laugh at one joke I just sigh at the next because it's so terrible.

What is worse than losing your keys? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Edit: I was surprised noone had posted this one yet.

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?

A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

YO MAMA IS SO FAT

We are all very concerned about her health

What do you call a muslim driving an airplane

A pilot

Knock knock,who's there?

ur pizza delivery guy,here;s ur pizza,have a nice day

How do you call a flying Je- OH COME ON WHY NO RACIST JOKES

Why did the brat play black ops 2?

Because it sucks.

What does a baby in a blender sound like?

No idea I was too busy wanking

You know what makes me laugh?

Face muscles.

I thought this one was pretty funny when I heard it:

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We're both lawyers"

Chuck Norris once tried to slam a revolving door.

Inevitably, the door swung around and hit him in the ass.

What do you call deaf people??

Anything you like, they can't hear what you're saying. Unless they're good at lipreading, that is.

What does the Batman sitting in the Batmobile says to the Robin?
"Jump in, Robin"

Q: What's the difference between a dead bird?

A: His left leg is just as long.