100 +Rep Milestone Contest! - Concluded

I think I won't take any part in this, after reading the first optional task I'm pretty sure OP wants to kill me.

ill do the pushups i guess : D

I can't really do any of these things, except for the Kiva loan, but I'm not sure if I can trust that website.

Mew, why do I follow your request.
Unreal Deal: Best deal I say:

A critical analysis on why DrSpychology should be allowed to enter Mew’s lovely PAYDAY™ The Heist giveaway

Besides the fact that DrSpychology is clearly a doctor and thus very trustworthy (source: telegraph.co.uk), this game will go to a good cause.

A good cause, you say? How so?

The game that Mew is giving away, PAYDAY™ The Heist, is a hyper-realistic bank-heisting simulator. I will train using this utility, so that I can heist a bank in Monaco. This might seem like a bad thing for me to do, until you realize where the money is going to. I will donate all the money I heisted to a number of good causes, including, but not limited to Child’s Play Charity, Charity Water and Kiva.

But how can we trust you on this?

I cannot provide you with evidence of my trustworthiness, but think about this. You have the chance of providing millions upon millions of Euros to a good cause and this isn’t a Euro Millions kind of chance, it’s a coin toss kind of chance. All it will take to make the heist a possibility, is to kick start my bank robbing career with a giveaway of PAYDAY™ The Heist.

Won’t I become an accomplice by providing you the training you need to rob a bank?

You will be an accomplice, but is it really such a bad thing to be an accomplice to a man who will provide millions of Euros to charity? I do not think so, and since the heist will be done completely non violent, there won’t be any blood on your hands.

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Sources

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4591602/Doctors-are-the-most-trustworthy-and-journalists-the-least-poll-finds.html

http://www.steamgifts.com/forum/LkEk5/100-rep-milestone-contest/page/31337

http://www.kiva.org/

http://www.charitywater.org/

http://www.childsplaycharity.org/

Sorry, this is terrible, but this is the best I could do. I've been clearly beaten by Verksies, but I hope I will still be considered for this lovely giveaway

for once being military may actually prove useful

it's too hard

You actually made me sing! And singing such epic song is HARDER than I thought would be yarrrr!

Ok gonna sing you a song, watch this space :D

Bumpit Bump Bum

Kiva lending
Me just now for entering this contest!

uneral pack if the performance is to your liking

The things I do for you, Mew.. :p

I worked way too hard on this.. XD

Aren't you something to admire?

Consideration for Payday please! :D

Cool idea, thanks for doing this!

I'd like to be considered for the Unreal giveaway.

http://i.imgur.com/kZ9Lgy6.png

I've got exams coming up, but as you can see, I'm spending my time on SG rather than studying xD
I'll do the pushups and the pet handstand one if I can, and post them here :D

Just because

The rep person number 85 is pretty hot.

Thanks for introducing me to Kiva.

I thought about 25 pushups, but the thought of filming gave me a headache.
Here's a Kiva loan, instead! (I'd like to be considered for the Unreal Deal Pack, please)

Since nobody has done it yet, i'll try to go for the 50 situps, and why it'll give me extra chance to win? 'Cause haha it's funny cus he's fat!
not even sure if i'll make it, i'm not really a muscle guy :)

Next thing i only need someone to remind me to do this tomorrow...

Here is the finished video on youtube

Unreal Deal Pack Please Dear Mew2

omg i know, this video it's a total failure, i would like the unreal pack, but if this video isn't worth enough i will try again tomorrow