Why do people say "I slept like a baby" when babies don't really sleep at all?

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Sometimes i cry myself to sleep, just like a baby

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Huh.
Weird.

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And what if all the babies are sleeping like mature people?

No, wait, that doesn't make sense at all.

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Why is it that when you exhale air from your mouth, it's hot. But when you blow air out of your mouth, it's cooler?

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Surface area is increased when you exhale, not to mention the fact that the amount of air pressure is also less. What this means is that the air essentially transfers heat from inside your mouth to itself which takes time. More time allows for a greater amount of heat transfer, as does a wide coverage of area.

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Because Yatterman. That's why.

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I dunno, but I think I'm gonna go eat something like a baby.
...wait... that came out wrong.
...crap... so did that.
...and that. :|

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Beacuse when they sleep, not even earth quake can wake up them.

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This.

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wat

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Because it takes a beating to get me to sleep.

(hell you wanted food for thought lol)

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It could be that babies are one of the rare groups of people to actually get a long period of sleep. Regular people maybe sleep half of that, working people 4-8 hours depending on the day, babies average 10-14 a day.

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I sleep for ten hours on average and for thirteen last night. Fuck yes, I'm a baby! Wahh, wahh, baby Jade wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!

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Because when the phrase came about, it was when parents all gave their kids whiskey dipped pacifiers to get them to fall asleep.

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Closed 12 years ago by Turdl.