Video Game Oddities - A Little S.Gifts Game.

How can Niko Bellic put a lit molotov in his pocket?

How can Niko Bellic (Actually most characters) put a RPG in his pocket?

How can Max Payne kill 20 people and surrender to 3?

Why does the Postal Dude never follow anyone home and kill his dog when they don't sign his petition?
And where does he put the 200+ cats he carries around as silencer?

How can the Cut Master be Captain of S.S. Anne when he suffers from sea sickness?

Where does the Just Cause guy keep all those parachutes?

What is the secret of monkey island? Does it even have one?

Why does batman always insist on drawing bats with his explosive gel? I mean, I get the whole bat theme thing, but it seems to be a bit much.

I have a good one. In world of warcraft, most buildings with windows, dont have windows on the other side of the wall...
Ive even contacted a GM about it... heres the response. http://i.imgur.com/NkxCm.jpg

Here's one, why don't ANY of valve game player characters in games that are made by Valve ONLY except TF2 ever speak?

Why don't Mario and Luigi ever do any plumbing? Why is the series called "Street Fighter" when it's about a fighting tournament, and most guys who fight on streets haven't trained for years to throw magic fireballs? How can Adam Jensen and JC Denton carry around like three sniper and assault rifles, the ammo for them, and a whole lot of extraneous crap?

Link's boots are only heavy on his legs because he has his feet in them, so they increase in weight.

Donkey Kong wears a tie and not pants because he's a glamour boy.

I got a proper one this time, why don't the police bother you when you drive military vehicles around only?

how are most videogame characters able to survive bullets without dying or going to the hospital, but when they shoot people they die faster

Where does the Heavy in TF2 keep his minigun when it's not out? Same with all of the other classes.

Why Pac-man does no shit after eating so much?

Why when you kill 'not important' ppl in single player games they die with 1 bullet but when you kill someone important, it takes you 9999999 bullets, and even after that you both have a long conversation, and only then he dies?
Why does the guys in arma 2 single player talks in different voices when you r commanding?
Why cod fanboys likes the same idiotic game for 8234623847623874628376438764 times (they even imported MW to black ops, and showing - as always, that the russians are assholes while the Americans save the world)?

Where does Link keep all of his items?

How can people never notice Sam Fisher in the darkness even though he has two green glowing lights on his body.

I always found curious, funny and rather stupid that guys like Kratos, Dante or War (Darksiders) can rape and destroy big huge bosses and plenty of demons but they can't destroy a simple and fragile wooden door. In fact, this applies to all the games which have locked doors.

Guess it's a big FUCK LOGIC in all its glory and splendor.

How is it that Metal Sonic can plow right through metal spikes in Sonic CD, but will die if he flies into this wall?

How come Ghost and Roach died in Modern Warfare 2 after previously being able to shrug off a seemingly endless barrage of bullets and explosions?

In Super Meat Boy Blood kills you?

• How in the hell can Gordon Freeman hold multiple carnivorous snarks in his inventory without them devouring his ass?

How come you carry things around in Skyrim if you have no backpack?
If you were going to answer with 'magic', then why don't they make items so small that they only weight 0.1 grams?

Why do some great games get canceled after 1 game that may not have performed as expected, while Sonic can be utter shit 10 times in a row and still keep going? Why cruel gaming gods!!

In Magicka:

• why is "shield" an element?

• why does the arcane element destroy enemy shields?

• why is lightning ineffective against armored enemies with shields?

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In Final Fantasy VII:

• Why doesn't Bahamut ZERO's summon attack destroy half the planet in the process?

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  RPGs in general:

• why do healing potions cause significant damage to the undead?

In Metroid, how Samus can transform herself so easily in morphball mode ?