...cg consumed my life by letting me join Steam Gifts. Now I'm rarely ever on this site and most of you probably don't recognize me, but why should you when I'm never here?

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the conductor of a terrible train. I mean this thing derails almost daily and everyone should avoid it at all costs. Seriously.

Why are you moving your cursor towards the shiny blue link?

Hey!

GO AWAY!!

Fine... board the train then. I hope your affairs are in order. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Derailment Express

Oh, and members of the Blue-Heart Club, stay tuned for more cakes/pies/ships/factories/and what-have-yous. <3

UPDATE: Blue-Heart train has arrived. :D

EDIT: Some haters are trying to hate. Okay, no, I love you all. Yes I have 3 candles at the moment. This is the Express Train! I technically don't turn 4 for about 9 more hours. So yes, I sort of know how to count. I think. Anyway, I put a fancy little picture here to show it will be turning 4 later tonight. Deal with it. <3<3

View attached image.