Lyrics From Songs You've Misheard

Google mondegreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6rV3OKcjw

Nooooo! I wanted to make this thread lol xD Oh well, I never got around to it, just had the idea (and this song) in mind for some months. :P

Franz Ferdinand - Tell Her Tonight
It REALLY sounds like they are singing:

♪ Gonna have Nutella toniiight ♪ xD

But they are just singing:

Gonna have to tell her tonight

At least some of the YouTube comments agree, so it's not only me :D!

I prefer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=161&v=NtVVaJqZtko

This.. I don't know whether it's a song or not though
You can't unhear that, so beware xD

I'm a cigarette, I'm a cigarette

Pikachu's a virgin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvl8AW9aOOA (some are a bit forced/not all of them are that obvious, but some of them are ...)

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

A classic.

What I thought they were singing:
Dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief

What they're actually singing:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Didn't realize my mistake 'til last year, when I finally saw the title of the song written out. :p

You don't know the pain when english isn't you mother language and you're hearing an english song. It's so hard to understand what they're actually saying. A fine example is Freestyler. I couldn't understand the lyrics at all. Actually, most Greeks couldn't understand them. We thought that instead of "rock the microphone", he was saying "waka maka fon". :P

As a side note, here's a super-funny Indian video with subtitles of that it sounds like they're singing (look, he's the Indian George Michaels!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WO3oXSbGNk

One of the funniest I've heard was from The Beatles' Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds where

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Was often mistaken for

A girl with colitis goes by

This happens to me frequently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

I used to listen to an oldies station that would do "sing for your song" weekends, where callers would have to sing a bar or two and then they'd play the song. When people would get the lyrics wrong, they'd use the clips in the promos. My favorite was instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise", someone sang "There's a bathroom on the right."

Since i left you, i found the world selling glue, everyday

Misfits - Death Comes Ripping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqaZ-7kFmSk
@40 secs in - I thought he was saying "Can't Stop for Breakfast."
In my defense, they do have another song with the lyrics "Ripped up like shredded wheat."

This video is about 98% correct with their subtitles

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train

I hear "I know that pizza goes with broccoli" instead of "I know that things are going wrong for me"

I got my first real sex dream
something something
Played it 'till my fingers bled
Was the summer of 69

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69

Rishloo - Radio

This song has a line that to me sounds like:

Hey man, don't be afraid ever, I am on a rhino, on fire.

It is apparently actually supposed to be:

Hey man, don't be afraid ever, I am on the ride of my life.

Personally I prefer my version.

Taylor Swift songs come up often at the place I work. For the longest time when Blank Space was popular, I heard:

Got along with Starbucks lovers

when the actual line is:

Got a long list of ex lovers

Didn't help that my coworkers would sing it the wrong way too.. ; A ;