I have, for you lovely forum dwellers, 3 giveaways! ....... And because I am in a great mood, and feeling like a laugh or two, these giveaways all have something special in common:

VERY poor Steam ratings, according to Enhanced Steam

These are actually the lowest of all the games I have been hoarding for giveaways. Nothing else comes close to these. The closest to these has a 32% positive and then the next one is a 48% positive. These are the bottom of my barrel, that I have saved for just a giveaway of poorly rated games.

ANYWAYS, here is what I want, for any so inclined to give back: a joke, a funny personal story, an amusing troll, a link to a hilarious gif or meme or youtube video, etc. Share! AND sometime this weekend, I will pick 1-5 people that I enjoyed the most, then add you on Steam and give you a game. I have 101 games in key and gift form I am sitting on. Many are bundles, some aren't. If I have something that is on your wishlist, I may give you that. If I have nothing on your wishlist, I will take a look at the sort of things you like and name off some similar games I have. One winner will get a chance at a steam gift of the Viscera Clean-up Pack. AND if someone does REALLY fucking well, I just may go ahead and buy you something, because I have a little spare $$ in my steam wallet right now. Also, feel free to +1 and "up-vote" anyone else's funny if you think it was good enough, because I just might take that into account.


The giveaways are: Over, but I may do one or two more before I wrap things up here for the wkend.

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You may now proceed with the merriment and festivities!!!

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let me send you one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while AND tell you a funny story.
here's the video (the really funny part starts at 3:10 but it gets better every minute :D) laugh!!

And the story: When i was little i liked to fill the shower with water so I could sit down it it. however one day, I was sitting there being a happy little kid ya know.. when my dad screamed louder than i ever heard before that i had to drain the water. I thought how did he know i was doing that? i never told anybody. so i did it anyway and went downstairs to ask what was wrong. that's when i saw the entire living room flooded with water, including the 7 cats we had frightened on the highest surface they could find because the entire floor was wet XD

So yeah we then had to rebuild the roof between the floors because it was all wood and started to rot.. also i once stepped under the shower with my socks and underwear still on.. it felt weird and after 10 seconds i realised that something was wrong xD

Hope you enjoyed!

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Just watch THIS...

...and THIS...

...then THIS...

and the entire episodes, all of them. Best show ever.

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I love WLIA, always try to watch it if I see it is on.

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http://imgur.com/U5VfK Greentext anyone?

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Arrows from.theclock. will start chasing u. youll jump into the water and those clocks will turn into pinky panteras with spear in jand and dancing in the watter around u singing indiam song. This song cursed you whrnever u see a girl to lick her skin and slap her ass while doing it. To remove the curse u have to do 100 circles around ur house, to dance on the table with a book on ur head without it falling on tje ground thrm tp invite ut dog to sleep in ir house and u to sleep im hid with a piece of poop on the tip of ur nosr. Thats the joke u wanted written from phone sorry for the typos

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ok

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Appropriate user name is appropriate.

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

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3 of my favourite videos of all time:

baby forest

secret dialog with samara

transformer vs man bike

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I'm giving my best friend a 20 pound rock for his birthday as a gag gift. I've been hyping this present too that he won't forgot how good it is.

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XD LOLz I want to know how that ends up going. Will add you here in a bit after I've gone thru some more of these links and videos.

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This is always a good one if you like short GM animations: http://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw

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Try this one ^^

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This Or this

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Well, Happy Tree Friends never fail to amuse me.
Here's an episode called Hear today, gone tomorrow, one of my favourites. Enjoy, and don't forget to check the rest of the episodes. They're equally hilarious! :D

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A friend showed me this one

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+1 I can't believe someone would fall for all that so easily XD

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O____o If that is legit....that kid....was prob wishing he was dead when his dad found out.... Holy shit.... My dad works on computers for a living, so one the first things he taught me was keep magnets away from computers and things like that. Cringing just thinking about that whole thing to begin with....how can people be so gullible and stupid?.. But I guess the fault lies in part with the parent(s) for not teaching their child some commonsense and raising an idiot. So I guess in a way, the dad had it coming?

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I saw that one coming, but I still chuckled a bit.

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Okay, I have a few.
First, a woman gets on board a bus, while carrying her baby. As she passes by the bus driver, he exclaims, "Eugh! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Fuming, the woman continues, and eventually sits at the back of the bus. She turns to the man next to her, and says, "That bus driver just insulted me!" The man next to her then replies, "Well, you should go tell him off right now! Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you!";
Second, A bartender locks up for the night, and is on his way home. While walking down the street, he comes across a grasshopper, and the bartender says to him, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks up at the bartender, and replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?";
Third, What is it called when your mother-in-law steals your Mercedes, and drives off a cliff? Mixed feelings.;
Finally, if you like some dark humor: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage. How many dead babies does it take to fix a light-bulb? Well, apparently not 28, because my garage is dark as hell.

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What's wrong with a Virus Named Tom?!

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Playing far cry 3 now some gameplay;)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GUOWb8JAbes

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This reminds me of planet of the apes XD

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Here is my favorite gif

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+1 XD great gif XD

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That is so terribly odd. I think I'm going to have dreams about midgets eating my face.

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KAMI

That's a giveaway to thanks OP for creating this thread and giving nice games. It's not much but it's something. :D
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this isn't a funny post at all O_o

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http://tinyurl.com/Hitler-plays-dota :D You must watch these vids :D:D

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