I have, for you lovely forum dwellers, 3 giveaways! ....... And because I am in a great mood, and feeling like a laugh or two, these giveaways all have something special in common:

VERY poor Steam ratings, according to Enhanced Steam

These are actually the lowest of all the games I have been hoarding for giveaways. Nothing else comes close to these. The closest to these has a 32% positive and then the next one is a 48% positive. These are the bottom of my barrel, that I have saved for just a giveaway of poorly rated games.

ANYWAYS, here is what I want, for any so inclined to give back: a joke, a funny personal story, an amusing troll, a link to a hilarious gif or meme or youtube video, etc. Share! AND sometime this weekend, I will pick 1-5 people that I enjoyed the most, then add you on Steam and give you a game. I have 101 games in key and gift form I am sitting on. Many are bundles, some aren't. If I have something that is on your wishlist, I may give you that. If I have nothing on your wishlist, I will take a look at the sort of things you like and name off some similar games I have. One winner will get a chance at a steam gift of the Viscera Clean-up Pack. AND if someone does REALLY fucking well, I just may go ahead and buy you something, because I have a little spare $$ in my steam wallet right now. Also, feel free to +1 and "up-vote" anyone else's funny if you think it was good enough, because I just might take that into account.


The giveaways are: Over, but I may do one or two more before I wrap things up here for the wkend.

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You may now proceed with the merriment and festivities!!!

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Slowly reading through and watching everything folks. Thanks for participating and I hope everyone is enjoying finding a gem or two that is in tune with their humor. And I hope that also one or two people's days have been made a little better by something in this thread, if they were having a crappy day.

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<3

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I love your thread. Terrific idea. :D

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It's like an internet in a nutshell.

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I found that sad. As though their life hasn't already jumped off the tracks, then this happens.

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Personal story.
Once when I was about 5 I pulled down my pants and pooped in front of a girl to impress her (Little did I know, pooping does not impress the ladies.)
I also later found out she was my cousin

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I guess I've learned something new today. That would've come in handy a few decades ago.

But why wouldn't a woman be impressed by my double-coiler? Its a good 30" in length!

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Everyone knows it's the girth that counts.

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Great idea, will check the comments for funny things XD for me I haave been really adicted to this video don't know how funny it is for other people but I just can't stop watching it XD and for a not so funny but really entertaining video watch this from one of my favorite musicians XD

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One day i was standing behind a door in a hospital and made farting noises. That's the whole story.

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Awesome, you Sir, are one Bad Rat! (This is about bad games, right?)

Videos worth watching:

GabeN is evil you say?

Five Guys one fracked up industry

What was was described to me as "Drunken Baby Singing"

oh, and here is Leonardo DiCaprio in the joke that is Battlefield 4

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http://i.gyazo.com/49c756befe9c69a994321aa47eddb9b9.png
That should get the laughter going :)

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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebady forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body!

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You want a story? Okay, here, have a real life story that happened to me not too long ago.

First, you gotta know that I work as an assistant of management in a hotel and one day I had to sit at reception and check people in. It was a pretty calm day until that, 7 pm, 3 more hours to go then I could go home.
Then this guy shows up, well dressed, smirk on his lips, you could see from a mile away he was an asshole. Still I smile, make smalk talk and check him in giving him his keys to his room and directing him to it, wishing him a good evening. He just smirks and leaves, happy I probably won't have to see him again that night I get some more paperwork that has to be done and everyone succeeded avoiding except me.
Just 3 minutesl later that guy comes storming down, purple red all over the face and starts screaming at me we wouldn't have any bathrooms in our rooms. I was confused as fuck while I just stared at him and he screamed his lungs out. So I thought and just said, more as a joke and not meant seriously
"Sir, did you open all the doors in your room?"
He stops dead, looking at me angrily "No, why should I have??!!"
I nearly fell from my chair as he hit me with that stupidity
"Sir, .... maybe try opening all the doors in your rooms and maybe ... maybe you'll get the jackpot and find a bathroom behind door number 3"

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Fun Fact: You have smoking girl as avatar, but in fact you don't smoke.

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O-O wooooow..... The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me..... I'm sure you have to deal with plenty of it, in your job though. I have a friend that used to be the manager of a giftshop that was at Seattle Center, and the shop, while not the actual Space Needle one, was right under it still (it was the one for the amusement park that used to be at Seattle Center). Anyways, he would get people coming in, asking where the Space Needle was. Or even where the Monorail was (which the ramp up to it was right beside the shop, with a BIG sign, and you could see the monorail itself behind the shop). I'd go in sometimes, to help him out, since the management up at the main building sometimes wouldn't send him help (or gave him shit help), so I got to witness plenty of stupid while helping.

Adding you, you get a game from your wishlist ^_^

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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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Alright, so I picked a few pics that always get me. I couldn't decide which one is the best. Noodle. Banana. Milk. Cat.

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Not really looking to win, but thought this was hilarious given the recent facebook fad and people needed to see it. xD

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A funny video on the creation of Sonic the Hedgehog (Seriously Funny) from BEASTS Comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtg_QHQxy9s

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HAHAHA take this :P

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Btw we are not ur slave, go find funny videos etc on youtube urself, u are not an 8 year old child :P #just saying :P

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Reported for trying to trade here!!

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Btw, why don't you get the fuck out? Just saying.

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For the sake of good laughter, I offer 3 videos (haven't really checked if anyone else has added any of them though. Sorry if someone has.

Firstly something old, short yet effective. Might wan't to re-watch it couple times Video #1

For the second. Comedy gold. Watch to the end and enjoy. Video #2

Third... this is a weird one, for the sick minded people. Good to watch when drunk though. Watch with your own responsibility Video #3, NSFW, 18+

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Reported for trying to trade. /s

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Can't figure out if this is troll, real or just hardcore sarcasm. You just broke my brain, congrats mate!

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Yeeeeeah, late on that one bro. Someone already tried that lame attempt of a troll on the first page.

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I am sorry if i disappointed you, OP!

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You should take a loot at my post in This thread. I think it's good enough when you read it slowly. Also, have a Half-Life 3.

P.S. Yes, I know I'm a bit too late but whatever. :D

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