WHY?!?! [Solutions posted - GA ended]

Why oh Why oh Why,

After a fight with Dot i need to vent.

Its been sooo long since i won anything! I've wasted too much of my life just sitting here and barely get any rewards! And these people that create puzzles that are hidden should just be shot for making them so hard! My wife dot says i should be better company

Scuse me, need a s/lash, seriously though, it's a puzzle how they make bottles so thin, don't they think of us bottle slashers?

i dont care if i need to Pee, i will do it in a bottle during my 7 hour stints here. Then i may as well just rewind the Clock because i redo it all over again! I've been here since 0600 hours yesterday and still waiting!

I hate my life

EDIT: Firstly i want to apologise to those of you that i offered help to but couldn't get around to accepting. Unfortunately i was asleep.

Solution: here

Thanks for playing :)