Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows xhat she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bax it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use
He sees her
He starts to shake he starts to cough
Just like the old man in
That famous book by Nabokov

Don't stand so close to me

<by The X---X->

12 years ago*

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I enjoyed that.

12 years ago
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sings along

12 years ago
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I thought this was a giveaway

12 years ago
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^ Am I missing something?

12 years ago
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sings along again

12 years ago
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<insert typical thanks for skyrim joke here>

12 years ago
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TNX FOR SKYRIM!

12 years ago
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Hmm, I'm missing one.

12 years ago
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Well this made me feel like an idiot.

12 years ago
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Nice tune. I never paid attention to the lyrics before...

12 years ago
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yea, the lyrics turned out to be pretty dirty. I love old songs that are like that: super upbeat songs that are totally inappropriate. Like Afternoon Delight

12 years ago
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Honestly I cant tell if you made a mistake or its part of the puzzle. And no indication if anything is capitalized.

12 years ago
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looks like 5 people solved it. No mistakes afaik. It's a little more complicated than I think most people initially assume, but not a WHOLE lot more. And yea, it is indicated what's capitalized :-P

12 years ago
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If it is indicated then I have to give up

12 years ago
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I'm not sure why that's the part you're getting hung up on. I'm signing off for the night, but if you want to add me on steam, I can see what you've got. I won't give hints but if you're on the completely wrong track or something, I'll point that out.

12 years ago
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Its alright, I had stuff to do and forgot all of it.

12 years ago
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OMG THE SOUND I´´M TRY TO SING A LOT OF DAYS :D, maybe i sing it in the class of sing :K
is a really good song w

12 years ago
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no clue what to do

12 years ago
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somebody pointed out that there was a type in the first refrain, where it was typed as "Don't stand to close to me" but it should be "Don't stand so close to me" I have fixed it, and it was not intended. That'll teach me to copy/paste blindly. Sorry to anyone who wasted time pondering that one.

12 years ago
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!

lol

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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HOT FOR TEACHER

12 years ago
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gotta toss in the towel on this one... I feel I'm so close, but can't stay on much longer. Ah well, thanks anyways :)

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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hmm... I think I'm stuck. I can manage to fill them all but it comes up invalid so I'm either getting messed up on an apparent typo or there's just something I'm not seeing

12 years ago
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Damnit, sorry, there were some typos in that. I figured that when someone uploads lyrics to the internet they'd have the common decency to check them. APPARENTLY NOT. So anyways, I fixed what I believe to be all of the typos that were in the originally uploaded lyrics. Again, really sorry about that, and next time I'll triple check anything like this (I was in a bit of a rush at the time, and didn't check it as thoroughly as I normally would have)

Corrected errors:
"she's so close now" originally had a capitol "S" which looked strange
"whe's waiting" should have been "she's waiting"
"Nabakov" should have been "Nabokov"
-None of these errors are clues, they were mistakes made by the person who originally posted these lyrics online, which I copy and pasted here. If you were confused by these typos I apologize once again, and there's still over 24 hours left so you've got plenty of time.

12 years ago
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I'm missing one..Gah. :[

12 years ago
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I dont get it O.O

12 years ago
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Damn, now after the corrections I'm missing two. Where the hell are they?

Or not, but now I don't know the order.

12 years ago
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About 11 hours left. My ISP shat on me for the next 13ish so I'll only be posting from my mobile

12 years ago
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Guess I missed out then D: Solution?

12 years ago
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Alright, it's over and the game was Psychonauts: you were supposed to look for the x's. Lowercase x's meant lowercase letters, uppercase X's meant uppercase letters. They were in order, so you just replace them with the letter they're supposed to be and you get 4 characters:
Knows (x)hat she wants to be =w
So ba(x) it makes him cry =d
<by The (X)---(X)-> =PC

But obviously we still need one more letter. That's where the links come in, click on the link on the apostrophe in this line:
To be the teacher's pet
and it takes you to http://imgur.com/XttMI which is an image that says "the second letter is x"
Put it all together: wxdPC

The multiple typos in the original uploaded lyrics made this a bit of a mess, but it got fixed eventually, and maybe you can just tack this on as an increase in the level of difficulty.

12 years ago
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I'm an idiot, I but b instead of d -_-

12 years ago
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lol, better luck next time

12 years ago
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Closed 12 years ago by Incog.