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bioshock creator: please stop making elizabeth porn

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twistedmetalero

since this hasnt been posted have at ya

WARNING: THIS IS A KOTAKU LINK GUYS, SO IF YOU ARE AFRAID KOTAKU IS GOING TO MELT YOUR BRAIN AND PUT PARASITES IN IT TO CONTROL YOU IN ORDER TO MAKE A NEW WORLD ORDER DONT CLICK IT.

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DeltaBladeX
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Just for him, some cosplay

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shspvr

Where Lara and Ada

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gleb1994

Cersei Lannister likes it

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TheGannet

lol, that'll just conjure so much more of it

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twistedmetalero

you know, there is now a subreddit dedicated to bioshock infinite porn

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KoikeEriasu

Liiiiiiiiiiiiink...

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TheMan2010

it just marketing gimmick by the developers.

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js93583

Stop making sucky characters Bioshock creator!

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mechanicalbride

+1

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raspiestlime

-1

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ButtsCallhoun

+2

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zoahporre

lol yea, asking this stopped the alyx vance porn too...... not..

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FluffyFerret

i need moar ~

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UndyingZombie

So, perhaps he should stop looking up porn related to bioshock then. Might help. :P

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Domineeto

Please put a warning that this is a Kotaku article, Kotaku and their sister-sites all have some shoddy journalistic behaviours. I choose not to support them in any form as they often solicit pageviews for ad revenue.

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DethCamp4Cutie

Ever heard of AdBlock?

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RevolverUnit

They get paid by the view

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Mozendo

Almost made me click a Kotaku link. Shame on you.

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Renarok

Streisand effect

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Cim

Is there a term for using the Streisand effect on purpose?

Because [insert that here].

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Renarok

Reverse Psychology

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Dsc

Oh silly silly Bioshock Creator man, this is the internet, it might as well exist solely for porn.

Sides, how does one find porn without intentionally looking for it? The only time I find porn is if I'm looking for it, or I'm browsing /b/.

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valfather

If you read the rest of the AMA it's clear that he's prone to joking around. I'm pretty sure Kotaku is just sensationalizing what he said for page views (i.e., being Kotaku). :P

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Dsc

I didn't even open the link to be honest, was just saying it to the title.

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twistedmetalero

he probably went to deviant art.

where you can find sonic porn? well how about deviantart/everything - arin handsome 2012

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Dsc

I keep the adult filter turned on for Deviant art honestly. Sure there's some really good art in there that's adult, but not enough to justify wading through the ample amount of annoying stuff.

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Lezz

also tumblr... that thing is so full of porn... and google images...

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DeltaBladeX
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Actually, this fits this topic

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Azrael360

LOL (:D)

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smutsig

I had to google bioshock infinite porn after I read this.

I'm amazed by the time and effort some people have put into making these 3d and animated pictures, I wish i was good with that stuff but I wouldn't be making hentai....

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Wert456

if only people bothered to use their powers for good instead of evil.

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abaris919

how is the freedom to choose and watch whatever's turning you on evil? ;)

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norfar

evil lol

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LSD

Stop making shitty games then.

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twistedmetalero

woah, fannytroubled much?

way to go off topic.

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LSD

Exactly, he should shut the fuck up and stop crying that people are making gay porn featuring the most boring character encountered in the gaming industry. Glad you agree with me, even if you did make this awful thread.

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twistedmetalero

oh man, you sound more desperate for attention than before, this is great.

gay porn? sounds like you believe elizabeth is a guy, which i feel bad for you for not being able to distinguish a man from a women.

most boring characther ever? sounds also like the bioshock infinite was the only have you have ever played in your life, or you are exagerating so much you sound stupid and therefore invalidates your credibility

oh, and you are still of topic, this thread was not made for you to rage about things you dont like

but anyway, you tried kiddo

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LSD

Let me just read all that.

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Uroboros

"woah, fannytroubled much?"
"oh man, you sound more desperate for attention than before, this is great."
"but anyway, you tried kiddo"

Babbies frist troll

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Dimmmkko

Teh comments sections is even more hilarious than the original story.

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twistedmetalero

well it seems we all learned a valuable lesson today guys

i learned kotaku is bullshit

and you guys learned about christmas spirit

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Wert456

wat

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DrPavelImCIA

The internet is for porn, grab your dicks and duubble click for porn,porn,porn.

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PsyKo

Damn, nobody made Bioshock version of it. One with Little Sister and Big Daddy, or Elisabeth and Comstock...

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MrD

All I can see is:

OHH LOOK, kotaku made ANOTHER shitty article, let's make ANOTHER thread about it on SG.

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bfrheostat

In Turkey, "Elizabeth" refers to masturbation many times, so i LMAO'd :D
(why? hand means el in Turkish, so, that became another weird derivation)

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DrPavelImCIA

Creepy kids. .__.

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Aquillion

Someone should make a Rule 34 of Rule 34 -- Rule 34, personified, making out with another rule.

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DrPavelImCIA

I think they already have.

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DrPavelImCIA

Op pls respond, how does it go? op plz reply.

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RetsuSeiba

stop making elizabeth porn

make ken levine porn

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L1NU5

NEVER!

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RexDraco

Rule 34. There will be no mercy.

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CHTonRage

Unfortunately for the guy, Rule #34 and #35 disagree with him.

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DrPavelImCIA

They disagree with you too ;).

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CHTonRage

How so?

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DrPavelImCIA

Just joking that there is rule 34 of your avatar too.

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Carenard

well due to rule 35, there is Rule 34 on everything

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CHTonRage

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

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DrPavelImCIA

I feel really good though. Not because of the joke mind you, but generally good.

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Feyora

they should of been more concerned with before deciding themselves to make her so trashy. normal legitimate images of her from the game show her busting out of her corset. art imitating art?

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Closed 11 years ago by twistedmetalero.