Seamen.

Apples.

Nah, just kidding. I try to give out less common flavors - like any kid gets dozens of packs of original Skittles but how many get Tropical Skittles? Those are definitely the best kind. They're no more expensive or anything, it's just hard to find the small packs of them. If I had money to blow I'd probably give out some handmade candy or something.

If I were still in Georgia or North Carolina or another nice state, I'd hand out ammunition, but it's too damn expensive especially in Maryland.

I give them air, from my lungs.

But for real, i give out Fizz

Well, I usually hit up multiple stores to find as many varieties as possible. You see, I only allow each kid that darkens my doorstep to choose a single treat from the pile, so I'd like to ensure that he finds his absolute favorite

...before I eat it in front of him.

I give out full size candy bars. This year it is smarties, aero, coffee crisp, and kit kats.

I give out old, dried out candy that my parents and I don't want anymore. When I drop it into their bags, I give it a shake to mix my crappy piece with all the good pieces they got from other houses and then I say "Oh, you got a lot of candy in there don't you?" like I actually care.

I'm a horrible person ,aren't I?

We don't celebrate halloween. I don't know why you should either.

we don't celebrate that "thing" here... and if we would, i will give them:

NOTHING

Usually gone with the kiddies so we dont have any trick or treaters

Nothing, no HW in Eastern Europe... I do make giveaways for you kids, is that OK?

luckily enough, there are no halloween kids rambling aroung here

Lots and lots of candy corn. (now if only people would visit me :/ )

Clicky

Cans of sardines.

I buy candies for kids every year and no one ever knock at my door.

We don't really celebrate Halloween in France.

Give then apples or pears. Kids loves fruits.

In Germany "Sankt Martin" is something like the Christian variant of Halloween and at my house the kids can choose 3 things from a bowl including mini mentos, maoam, choclade and such a stuff.

Well, I tried to sit like a 'douchebag' with my legs up once, but I couldn't stand to look at their sad faces. So I closed the door instead. Because I was tired.

I give them directions to another house.

To all the kiddies that don't come around because nobody goes to apartment buildings for candy?
I give them Fortix.
And Bad Rats.

Nothing. Halloween isn't a big thing here, no one goes out and dresses up. :P

We don't celebrate Halloween here. If we did I would give them some math homework.

If somebody comes I might give them something since we don't celebrate it here.

I either saw someone in half or I give out poison apples