E3 2016
Valve presentation
Gabe comes out on stage
The audience is silent
Massive 3 appears on the screens
"Sorry we took so long"
"Im here to announce...... the CUB3"
Half-Life 3
L4D3
Portal 3
all 3 for 59.99 available today on steam
gabe becomes richest man on earth overnight
goverments shut down, everyone is playing 10/10 goat games

But but but wait...i won't buy them now. i'll wait for 3 games going to be bundled like:

Pay what you want for 3 awesome games from Valve
Pay more then average of $2 to unlock dotA 3
Pay $3 (average + $1) or more to unlock Valve Colection

-nope. i won't work for Volve <(")

9 years ago*

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volvo is that you?

9 years ago
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nope! I'm Elsa

9 years ago
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Elsa?
Do you want to buil- Nope, I had enough of this. :v

Also, 3 is the number of new hats avaliable for TF2 and the number of DOTA2 tournaments they'll hold.

9 years ago
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you shouldn't. I never had enough of this <3

9 years ago
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what are you smoking Elsa? :)) To make things easy for ya... Valve does NOT make GAMES anymore.

9 years ago
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I'n not smoking, i'm drinking Anna's coffee ;_;

9 years ago
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Who is Anna? I want to try that coffee :)) Can you get me the recipe pls?

9 years ago
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If I hear one more person whine about HL3... good grief.

9 years ago
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Wait what? Don't you know that Half-Life 3 is basically the Second coming of Jesus Christ? Why do you hate Jesus so much? >:(

9 years ago
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beause...

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9 years ago
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:D

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9 years ago
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Stupid hollywood and their unlimited bullets!

9 years ago
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if Jesus comes again, we all die, no?

9 years ago
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Oh yeah, but just to live forever in Heaven (or Hell in my case) so it's totally worth it.

9 years ago
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but... but i vant to live ;-;

9 years ago
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Worth it? I don't know, I don't want to be happy while doing nothing.

9 years ago
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E3 Valve? nope, they're at E2.

9 years ago
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Don't you mean E2 Episode 2?

9 years ago
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Nope, were at Episode 2.5 now.

9 years ago
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I thinked joo was surius

9 years ago
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To work at Valve,you should have skill of professional just like Drunken_F00l does.
If you for moderation,you have to show your skill of moderation like reports,good point posts and other good behavior.

9 years ago
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I AM Valve.

Tease me, and I'll release my Steam.

9 years ago
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hitler bear strikes again

9 years ago
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This explains their terrible support.

9 years ago
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Gimme a break I only have a Half-Life.

9 years ago
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OH I see what did here :3

9 years ago
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Don't leave me then.

I don't wanna be Left 4 Dead.

9 years ago
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I think we should Counter Strike them.

9 years ago
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Don't just let him get away with it! Make a Counter-Strike

9 years ago
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Wait a second, 2 bears?!? O.O

9 years ago
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Yes, 2 Bears, I opened a secret Portal.

9 years ago
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I think we should find the Source of the problem and cut it to the root.

9 years ago
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They are a strong group tho, they have a Team Fortress.

9 years ago
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Should we plan a Global Offensive?

9 years ago
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Maybe not, it will be our Day of Defeat.

9 years ago
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Maybe during the the battle, happens a Blue Shift.

9 years ago
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I thought I came here in The Orange Box

9 years ago
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No, you are at The forest now.

9 years ago
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1 dollar for those games seems about right.

9 years ago
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People have to think about the bright side of things; One day you will have a blast playing HL3 with your grandchildren and showing then you know all about that rad game that just came out.

9 years ago
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Trolls are everywhere Lord Gaben save us :P

9 years ago
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but if HL3 isn't how the hype imagines it, it's all over

9 years ago
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HL3 is what ppl used to say about TF2

9 years ago
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15 bucks for the Ultimate Lord Gaben Collection including every game on steam + a romantic dinner with Gabe himself.

9 years ago
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Dis <3

9 years ago
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Ehrmmm, k?

9 years ago
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Oh Swagalicious01 how's it going with ArchiBot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago
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Pretty good actually.

9 years ago
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LET IT GOOO LET IT GOOOOO!

9 years ago
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You guys may laugh at me now. But i'll be still here next year to look at your faces then

9 years ago
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I'm scared now. Maybe you saw legendary lord Gaben? Or even touched his holy fingers on left leg? You are the special one. You are chosen by Lord Gaben. You don't know it, of course Lord is clever. But you are... Half-Life 3. It is in you. Soon we will see this. Pray for Gaben.........................$$$$..............$$$$$$...............^^............G....A......B....E.....N.........

9 years ago
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^^ love ya

9 years ago
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I can't believe how pretty I am

9 years ago
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I can :S

9 years ago
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