You are what your avatar is, and there is no denying it

Damn it! You know too much. I have to kill all of you and make every murder look like an accident. And to top it all off - no one is going to pay me for all that work.

Well, at least that makes me much more badass than I actually am... :D

I'm ok with this because I have the ability to change the world for the better. :D

I want SALMONS !
(and your garbage bins tentatively)

I also tend to have fleas.

Yes!

So I'm a robot... That's helps rabbit-things. Kay.

Let's see... either I am a deformed crocodile/alligator (I can never tell the difference), or a masked serial killer... who is hideously deformed.

Makes sense.

So, I've got a split personality?

it's not about the avatar, it's about sending a message

I am apparently... A letter.

I'm... drawn hips?

What if my avatar was a picture of a god?

I'm my idol? Awesome!

A am a knight that has shall protect you from attackers in this village.

So I'm Hei from darker than black... I can deal with this.

Im ok with it.

I'm a Rams jersey with my nickname on it?

Yes. Absolutely.

I am the USA and so can you!

I'm extremely comfortable with mine.

This post is not late, nor is it early. It arrived precisely when it meant to!

Guess that means no worries for the rest of my days.
Sweet.

...diddely

I'm Hades and I paint my face with your blood.

So, I'm emperor Imperator Gaius Julius Divi Filius Caesar Octavianus Augustus?

Well then.